Okay, You're Going To Wear Those 4 Pirates On The Lifeboat Down; What Music Do You Blast At Them

[KittyWampus]

to wear them down to the point they crack?

I'm going to go with Tony Orlando's "Tie A Yellow Ribbon".

Putting that on a continuous loop would break anyone down.

[Haole Girl]

1. Captain & Tennille MUSKRAT LOVE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBYV_7a0FQs

[NYC_SKP]

30. Hey wait a minute. I lost my virginity to the sound of Muskrat Love.

And it's probably been instrumental in my emotional development.

:P

[LibDemAlways]

2. Debby Boone's "You Light Up My Life" in rotation with

"God Bless the USA" by Lee Greenwood. I would think those two chestnuts would lead to a rapid surrender.

[susanna]

7. Would you add Morris Albert's "Feelings" for a possible trifecta? n/t

[susanna]

3. I have my pick.

"Sister Golden Hair" by America should be on that list.

[Haole Girl]

5. Oh, I love that song!

:hide:

[susanna]

6. 'tis okay. DH does too.

It's funny because I don't know WHY I hate it. There has to be some deep-seated reason that escapes my logical mind.

All I know is that when it comes on, DH laughs his you-know-what off at the look on my face. I think he's evil for goading me so. Of course, I married him, so what does that tell you? :-)

[susanna]

4. Self-delete, double post somehow...sorry!

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Salsa, merengue, hip-hop, rap - there's entire genres just ripe for picking for torture.

But salsa would be my first choice.

[KittyWampus]

11. now that you remind me... polkas are pretty freaking monotonous

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Monotonous, sure; but at least they're tolerable. Even country can be listened to.

[rucky]

36. Then we need to call El General for this job:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIMdyMH8Jcc&feature=related

[flvegan]

9. Nickelback! By the second song, they drown themselves.

Not that anyone would know when the first song ended and the second began.

[av8rdave]

10. Michael Bolton

They will either surrender or commit hari kari within minutes.

[Doc_Technical]

13. This song violates all rules of civilized warfare.

Plastic Ono Band- Don't worry Kyoko.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9fFnVudKSI

[EFerrari]

17. Wild animals wouldn't do this to each other.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f1xL5wQ1gQ&feature=related

:rofl:

[liberaltrucker]

18. That would get one an appointment in The Hague!

:hippie:

[swt_nd_smpl]

20. LOL

argh my ears. here's one that's will drive you crazy enough to keep hearing it even if its not playing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184

[WorseBeforeBetter]

14. WILDFIRE. (n/t)

[liberaltrucker]

15. Buffet-"Son of a Son of a Sailor"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LIpuMbLX-Q&feature=related

They'd turn into jell-o!

:evilgrin:

[EFerrari]

16. The Twist! -- Chubby Checker

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSs9GO71GFE&feature=related

[liberaltrucker]

19. Thanks for the earworm-NOT!

x(

[DFW]

21. Beach Boys: Sloop John B

Then switch to the Beatles: Octopus's Garden.

[NYC_SKP]

22. This one ought to make quick work of 'em.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FvyGydc8no

:P

[csziggy]

27. Or this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaP9eiWuX3s&feature=related

[NYC_SKP]

28. lol. They must have spent minutes and minutes perfecting that one.

Wrapped after the first take.

Sweet!

[Haole Girl]

31. ROFLMAO!

:rofl:

I really needed that at this moment.

The comments are funny, too...

"raining mccain?
thank god he didn't win........
raining mccain sounds a little like communism"

Thank you.

:rofl:

[Texasgal]

23. any air supply would suffice.

[Skip Intro]

24. Slayer. Or the best of Donnie and Marie. Maye the Monkeys?

King Diamond comes to mind.

[KittyWampus]

40. But I like the Monkeys

:shrug:

[qwertyMike]

25. Leonard Cohen n/t

[fizzgig]

26. new kids on the block

i loved them when i was little, but i'd be begging for surrender very quickly

[Danger Mouse]

29. Fergie's 'My Humps'...they'd be paying US to put an end to it.

[XemaSab]

32. I've got it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

[krispos42]

33. "Jingle Bell Rock", with extra treble

Or that dorky Christmas song by Paul McCarthy... "Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time"

:puke: then

[KittyWampus]

42. That McCartney song really, really is annoying. It makes me wonder why he wrote it. Was he having

a nervous breakdown? It's so repetitious.

[ForrestGump]

34. Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirate's life for me....

Better, from the same theme park: "It's A Small World"

[Nickster]

35. This one is so obvious, I'm surprised no one mentioned it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

[KittyWampus]

41. bitch.

yes, I clicked

[jmowreader]

43. Pirates probably like that one.

Fucker.

[Haole Girl]

48. Pirates are the ones who created the rick-roll

Yes, I clicked too. Though I should have known better. :P

[Nickster]

55. Hee Hee. It was there, I had to take it. :-)

[XemaSab]

66. I already mentioned it upthread

:eyes:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

37. Ray Conniff and Percy Faith

They will beg for silence.

:)

[yy4me]

38. "The Name Game". Was there ever a more "drive-you-nuts"

song ever written? Can't remember who sang it but it has always been my least favorite song ever--and thats a long, long time.


Found it on youtube: Shirles Ellis: http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=&search_query=the+name+game&aq=f

[cherish44]

39. The singing Siamese twin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDfFuLn6qu0

Bless her heart. She's a plucky gal but I wish someone had the nerve to tell her her singing is atrocious.

[NashVegas]

44. Split Enz - 6 Months In a Leaky Boat

I love that song, but over and over and over? Even Mother Theresa would strangle Tim Finn after that.

[jmowreader]

45. I was going to say the 1812 Overture...

but when you got to the howitzer solo, how would you be sure of not hitting the captain?

[Are_grits_groceries]

46. George Jones.

I worked in a Barnes and Noble and the customers didn't want to leave. So we'd put on George Jones Greatest Hits, and turn it up every 5 minutes. Ran them out every time. It can't be anything with a semblance of a rhythm. The Ring Cycle worked too.

Then there was this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw07CDid0JM

[Turbineguy]

47. That may be the cunning plan

the Navy is looking for.

Of course it would lose it's effect if the Captain was the first one to go crazy.

[Are_grits_groceries]

49. There is a problem with this plan.

You learn all the words to the George Jones songs. Useless unless you are on Jeopardy with that category or at the Opry.

[poiuytsister]

50. Kenny G

makes my ears bleed.

[Jetboy]

51. Pirate Love

by Johnny Thunders and the Heartbreakers

[jpak]

52. All 'Macarena' All the Time

:evilgrin:

[DainBramaged]

53. Lawrence Welk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye3ecDYxOkg

[Sky Masterson]

54. anything by Rush

:P

[Pierre.Suave]

56. Apparently

Anchors Away.

:rofl:

[EastTennesseeDem]

57. Easy

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8610362188397291938

EDIT: You would need a big screen and a projector, since the video caps off what makes it a masterpiece.

[TK421]

58. This will make them all jump off

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA5GkLM5C7M

[EastTennesseeDem]

59. Wow.

Great minds really do think alike.

[FloridaJudy]

60. Jefferson Starship.

Worst Rock Song evah!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxGGckAc1rs

[BeachBaby]

61. "Jesus Loves Me" - over and over.

[Schema Thing]

62. Knock knock knockin' on heaven's door

[Sebastian Doyle]

63. Good old school pirate punk rock from The Vandals

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTsPLrx8r7c

[DainBramaged]

64. Dead and Gone by T.I.

[retread]

65. Put these two on an endless loop. God how I hated this crap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icoFDYtp_a0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLaKFpMoRt0

[DS1]

67. Sorry, I'll skip to the port-mounted 50 cal