I don't know why I went into GD. Somebody cane me.

[Lil Missy]

I even started the thread. I must be insane.

:(

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. How about a link?

So I can really see if you need caning?

Which I sincerely doubt, BTW!

Even I have posted in GD, after all...

:P

[Lil Missy]

4. Here ya go

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5436569

[CaliforniaPeggy]

18. I think it's a great thread!

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Go in there and do a bunch of copycat threads...

they love that.

[Lil Missy]

6. LOL! I don't think I have to.

I think it has become assholish enough without my help.

[EFerrari]

3. GD: P is leaking. Don't blame US!

:silly:

[Lil Missy]

22. Sorry, I didn't mean to ignore you.

[DS1]

5. Fool!

GD is the caning!

Welcome back

[Lil Missy]

9. Gawd, I never go there. I don't know what came over me tonight.

I see a comment waiting for me to respond.

If I'm not back within 15 minutes, just fuckin' shoot me. Wal-Mart is advertising the guns now, so It'd be easy to snuff me.

[DS1]

14. I wouldn't shoot you, especially not with a Walmart gun

Okay, I might Paintball shoot you in the leg, but I'd be sure to miss any major arteries on principle.

[Lil Missy]

19. Thank gawd, I'm really pretty harmless.

And my dog, harmless as he usually is, would tear your legs off if he thought I were in any danger. Shoot me in the leg with a paintball, he'd just probably sit up and say :wtf:

He knows the difference. :rofl::rofl: He's just my best friend, forever!

These ads around here for guns right now kinda freaks me out. Yeah, let's whip the already unhinged nut cases into a frenzy. :eyes:

[DS1]

20. I haven't seen any ads for guns here

but as I like to say, I live in a liberal oasis within a liberal oasis. Chances are my cat is more dangerous to intruders than your dog. Trust me, he's a baaaaad mothafucka!

[Lil Missy]

23. Seriously, my mother shops at Wal-Mart, cause she has a charge card there.

I dropped her off the other day, and they had banners up advertising gun sales.

I just about pissed myself. I told her when she was done shopping and called me from inside the store, don't go outside. I would come in to get her and the groceries. I didn't want her standing outside with nutbags buying guns in there.

[DS1]

26. Hot secret

I used to be one of those guys ogling the weapons department of Walmat. I had a lot of redneck friends. Don't gimmie any shit about calling them rednecks, they oh hell we were proud of it.

They almost got me bullriding too, said I would be the first limey they ever seen ridin'. I saw that beast they'd try hook me into and said Naw, I ain't that stupid. Was wearing cowboy boots and dippin Skoal when I said it. Typical redneck friends, tried to get a first-timer one the biggest sumbitch bull you ever seen.

[Lil Missy]

28. Oh man, I know what you mean. Sometimes the stupid cracks through, and ya gotta say no.

Don't tell anyone this, but my brothers wanted to take me snipe hunting once. I just knew it was a bad deal. You surely know how that ends.

I'm a sissy. Most I ever stuck my neck out was with some butchy women that thought I should share some chew. I did. ICK! I guess I was supposed to be totally repulsive and go spit into retainers or glasses. I got sick and puked. And I guess that one is on me for being so dumb.

[Skittles]

7. you want I should kick your GD-trolling ass, Lil Missy?

I'd do that for you my sweet

[Lil Missy]

13. Yes, I need to be taught a lesson.

I won't do it again, I promise.

So, could we postpone that ass kicking? :cry:

[Left Is Write]

8. Caning is a little harsh.

I wouldn't do that.

My personal opinion on the whole issue is that I want people who want to get married to be able to get married. Period.

[Lil Missy]

15. I guess that's where I went foul.

I felt blindsided by some certian comments, but I'm an idiot like that.

[Richard Steele]

10. CANE, you say? Which do you prefer: Fresh-cut bamboo, or 1955-vintage YARDSTICK?

Heck, I'll pack them both
and we can toss a coin when I get there! :rofl:

Hi LilMissy!:hi:

[Lil Missy]

16. Oh Richard, LOL! You just like beatings with sex. Ya prevert!

Come, we go to lesbian bar. Bring your sticks, I'll slap snot. You'd like that. :)

You know I lurves your butt! :pals:

[Richard Steele]

24. Not "BEATINGS", that's horrible! Just the occasional SPANKING.

BEATINGS are brutal & violent things; there's nothing
enjoyable about that.

But SPANKING can be a hell of a PARTY game
for participants 18 and older! ;)

[Lil Missy]

25. Nope. A spanking seems like abuse to me. She'd only try it once.

:)

[Richard Steele]

27. Clearly, you're doing it WRONG.

And that's all I have to say about that.

[Lil Missy]

30. yep, I just "do it" wrong. I don't think getting physically abused is funny.

And certainly not during sex.

I must be obtuse. I don't like shit like that.

And that is all.

[TZ]

11. How dare you contaminate GD with your loungeness!

I saw a thread from someone complaining they were seeing lounge posts in GD teh horror!

[Lil Missy]

17. I'm sorry, I'll not do it again.

:cry:

[texanwitch]

12. No.

I was just over there.


We have to go there sometimes.

[Lil Missy]

21. Nope. Don't have to "go there sometimes"

See my sigline. I'm not into trying to put lipstick on pigs. They are still pigs.

[kentauros]

29. NYC_SKP gave the best answer and the Truth.

Hopefully the rest will read it and it will sink in :)

[Lil Missy]

32. Yes, he truly did give the best response.

[LaurenG]

31. Caning is so last century, can we just hug you instead?

I thought it was a good thread. :thumbsup:

[Lil Missy]

33. Thanks, I do accept hugs.

:)