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JeffreyWilliamson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-12-09 10:41 PM Original message |
Okay, so a piece of string goes into a bar... |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-12-09 10:44 PM Response to Original message |
1. At least it didn't turn into Donald Rumsfeld and the Brazillian year old joke. |
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mwooldri (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 12:36 AM Response to Reply #1 |
14. Defense Secertary Gates was giving President Obama his daily briefing... |
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hibbing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-12-09 10:48 PM Response to Original message |
2. giggle |
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qwertyMike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-12-09 10:50 PM Response to Original message |
3. I thought we were heading into string theory |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-12-09 11:36 PM Response to Reply #3 |
10. A priest, a rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. |
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pokerfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 12:03 AM Response to Reply #10 |
12. An engineer, doctor, and pastor were golfing |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-12-09 11:07 PM Response to Original message |
4. wow, NM |
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RandomThoughts (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-12-09 11:12 PM Response to Original message |
5. I think it is good |
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lildreamer316 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-12-09 11:13 PM Response to Original message |
6. We know this joke so well @ my house, we just say the punchline.. |
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JeffreyWilliamson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 12:22 AM Response to Reply #6 |
13. We spent too many nights telling just the punchline in my house... |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-12-09 11:22 PM Response to Original message |
7. I was sure this would be a tampon joke |
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hibbing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-12-09 11:26 PM Response to Reply #7 |
8. snort |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-12-09 11:48 PM Response to Reply #8 |
11. aw like you ever really needed any confirmation, hibbing |
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hibbing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 01:43 AM Response to Reply #11 |
20. shhhhh |
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old mark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 12:43 AM Response to Reply #7 |
15. Not bloody likely....nt |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 12:47 AM Response to Reply #15 |
16. THAT'S IT, OLD MARK |
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old mark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 12:59 AM Response to Reply #16 |
17. As long as you wear those |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 01:54 AM Response to Reply #17 |
22. I'VE NAMED THESE MY OLD MARK SHOES |
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old mark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 06:32 AM Response to Reply #22 |
25. Them's the ones, all right! |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 01:45 AM Response to Reply #16 |
21. dup |
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BlueJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-12-09 11:33 PM Response to Original message |
9. 2 Car antenna's fell in love ...got Married...The Wedding wasn't much but the Reception was Great. |
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old mark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 01:00 AM Response to Original message |
18. Did you know Sigmund Freud was a chef? He invented a famous dish - |
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hibbing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 01:41 AM Response to Reply #18 |
19. Colonel |
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Tom Kitten (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 02:02 AM Response to Original message |
23. That's hilarious! |
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DemBones DemBones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 04:28 AM Response to Original message |
24. A skeleton goes into a bar |
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