Glenn Beck needs ___________________ - (fill in the blank)

HopeHoops

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Mon Apr-13-09 08:41 AM
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Glenn Beck needs ___________________ - (fill in the blank)

"a massive turbo wedgie!"

Your turn.

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Tommy_Carcetti

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Mon Apr-13-09 08:43 AM
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1. to go away?

Sorry, not very creative. But it's the truth nonetheless.

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HopeHoops

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Mon Apr-13-09 08:45 AM
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2. EXCELLENT!

Crisp and to the point!

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trof

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Mon Apr-13-09 08:47 AM
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3. An enema?

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HopeHoops

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Mon Apr-13-09 08:48 AM
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4. That, I suspect...

is his evening entertainment.

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Deep13

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Mon Apr-13-09 08:50 AM
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5. ...a swift kick in the ass. nt

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Orsino

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Mon Apr-13-09 09:35 AM
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6. ...to work for a living. n/t

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DFW

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Mon Apr-13-09 09:54 AM
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7. a life.

I mean, look what he has turned into while he's waiting.

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HopeHoops

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Mon Apr-13-09 10:01 AM
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10. He's a pathetic toad!

My favorite clip is one Jon Stewart played where he said something like "You have to believe in something. It doesn't matter if it is wrong or not, just believe in it." - Jon did one of his "Tinkerbell" type waving hand "believe, believe" things.

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Rambis

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Mon Apr-13-09 09:56 AM
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8. A good whack!

http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2Cesspits.mp3

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guitar man

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Mon Apr-13-09 10:01 AM
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9. a 9 iron to the scrotum! nt

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HopeHoops

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Mon Apr-13-09 10:02 AM
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11. What good would that do?

Beck doesn't HAVE any balls!

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guitar man

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Mon Apr-13-09 10:16 AM
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12. oh yeah, you're right

....well then, a 9 iron to the head! ...no, wait, that's no good either.....this is hard!! :rofl:

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jakefrep

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Mon Apr-13-09 10:16 AM
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13. ...to go live in Iran or Saudi Arabia for a while,

since he thinks Christians get such a raw deal here.

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Taverner

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Mon Apr-13-09 10:23 AM
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14. ZOLOFT! WELBUTRIN! EFFEXOR! PROZAC!!!

Shit, that boy ain't quite right....

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Arugula Latte

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Mon Apr-13-09 10:29 AM
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15. A vigorous probing by angry aliens.

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EastTennesseeDem

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Mon Apr-13-09 10:33 AM
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16. to keep acting like Chris Crocker for my amusement.

That video always brightens my day.

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Tommy_Carcetti

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Mon Apr-13-09 10:34 AM
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17. a sign on his back that reads "I can't rap!"

That will show him!

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Deep13

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Mon Apr-13-09 11:22 AM
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18. an engraved thank you from Stewart, Colbert, Maddow...

...Olbermann, Stephanie Miller and a few others who have slipped my mind right now.

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Symarip

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Mon Apr-13-09 11:29 AM
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19. To book Chuggo on his show

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Pierre.Suave

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Mon Apr-13-09 11:29 AM
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20. To Die

there is no other answer.

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HardWorkingDem

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Mon Apr-13-09 11:48 AM
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21. to be TB'd by Sen. Larry so he can't speak...

and can't hurt our ears...

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rurallib

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Mon Apr-13-09 11:51 AM
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22. to be fired and lose his money.

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MrScorpio

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Mon Apr-13-09 12:22 PM
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23. Glenn Beck is an idiot

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rcrush

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Mon Apr-13-09 12:27 PM
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24. a pay cut.

Seriously $50 million dollars turned him into a souless troll.

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HopeHoops

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Mon Apr-13-09 12:50 PM
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26. Oh, no, that can't be true.

He was obviously a soul-less troll all along. They just pay him $50 million to pretend he's crying about stupid shit that isn't going to happen but scares the fuck out of the morons who watch him.

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geardaddy

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Mon Apr-13-09 12:30 PM
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25. A ball gag?

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no name no slogan

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Mon Apr-13-09 12:54 PM
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27. TEABAGGING

Can't believe I'm the first to say that.

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HopeHoops

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Mon Apr-13-09 01:03 PM
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30. I'm sure BillO can handle that job

as long as he is allowed to bring his loofah and falafel along.

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Bucky

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Mon Apr-13-09 12:56 PM
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28. therapy

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tigereye

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Mon Apr-13-09 01:00 PM
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29. to get some perspective

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