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backtoblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-14-09 08:33 AM
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Shrek, Brad Pitt, and Jennifer Lopez were having lunch and...
Edited on Tue Apr-14-09 08:54 AM by backtoblue
I thought I would start the day on a Funny note!
>
> Subject: Funny Mirror on the Wall
>
> Shrek, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Lopez were all having lunch together.
>
> Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the
World,
> but how can I be sure?
>
> Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the hottest man alive but I've Never
> had it confirmed.'
>
> Jennifer Lopez agreed. 'I'm told I'm the sexiest of them all, but
Sometimes
> I wonder.'
>
> They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true
> was to approach the wicked Queen's mirror to confirm for them whether
Shrek
> was the strongest, Brad Pitt was the hottest and Jennifer Lopez was the
> sexiest.
>
> They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their
findings.
>
> The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror
> told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'
>
> Brad Pitt walked in, with a big smile and said "It is true, it has been
> confirmed that I am the hottest man alive!!'
>
> Jennifer Lopez followed last looking baffled and said "Who in the world is
>
BACKTOBLUE?
>
> :rofl:
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-14-09 09:03 AM
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1. I don't get it.
:dunce:
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-14-09 09:04 AM
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2. OK now I do
Didn't notice the username :dunce:
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backtoblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-14-09 09:06 AM
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3. It's OK
I'm new here, so I won't hold it against ya!!!:pals:
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