I have one hour to get my taxes in the mail.
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Wed Apr-15-09 09:57 PM
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I have one hour to get my taxes in the mail.
I'm just starting them now. Let's see... Name...hmmmm....LeftyFingerPop. OK...easy enough. Social Security Number....hmmmmm....fuck...I'll save that one for later. Address.....uhhhhh.....goddamnit!....this is going to be harder than I thought....
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Wed Apr-15-09 10:10 PM
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Wed Apr-15-09 10:12 PM
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Now...occupation...Double naught poster.... Gross income....lets see..."you're fucking right it's gross"....
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Thu Apr-16-09 09:24 AM
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9. I thought your SS number was 22/7!
Uh oh. Whos identity did I just ummm borrow? :silly:
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Wed Apr-15-09 10:13 PM
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3. Good luck finding a post office that's open.
You may have to drive to the North Pole. That's in the USA, right?
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Wed Apr-15-09 10:14 PM
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4. Yes, I think it is in...
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Wed Apr-15-09 10:17 PM
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5. Lol, it's much easier with TurboTrix.
It will generate random information just plausible enough to duck an audit.
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Wed Apr-15-09 10:19 PM
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Only because I found a CD in the street today that was labeled "Turbotax Beta - 1988 Version". Once I wiped the mud off it, it seemed to load up OK.
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Thu Apr-16-09 09:11 AM
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7. Avoid the tax software if it ...
asks for all your bank account numbers and addresses the envelope to "IRS, Lagos, Nigeria" :hi: I got my taxes done early this year - I mailed them Tuesday. No last minute rush for me!
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Thu Apr-16-09 09:15 AM
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I filed my taxes by semaphore.
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