Man bites off tip of his own...well, you'll see.

[flvegan]

A convicted sex offender from Brooklyn took a bite out of crime and a bite out of himself too, police said.

Damiene Iriarte was found naked and bleeding behind a building in the Fort Greene section of Brooklyn after having bitten the tip off his own penis, police told a local newspaper.

It goes without saying that he was subsequently hospitalized.

"How he did it? Limber, I guess. Not the work of a sane mind," a police official told The Daily News.

You think?

Iriarte, 26, pleaded guilty in Suffolk County in 2004 to two misdemeanors after being accused the previous year of raping a 13-year-old girl, according to the News.

It's not clear why Iriarte bit his own penis, but investigators might be just as confused -- or impressed -- that he did it at all.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30226391/

Self-castration? Whatever works.

[petronius]

1. Don't we already have a "Man Bites Snake" thread on page 1?

:shrug:

[TZ]

3. Yeah we do.

But trouser snakes are a whole nother species..I have to say this guy must have been really really flexible...:wow:

[Deja Q]

4. Let him go to Sun Country... there'll be snakes on the muthafukkin plane.

:hide:

[Maine-ah]

2. self castration - wouldn't he have had to bite his teabags off?

:shrug:

[DS1]

5. A car back-fired

it's not my fault