Please help...advice needed.

[LeftyFingerPop]

How many shots of whiskey should one have before attempting to do electrical work on the service panel, ie...the box that holds all of the circuit breakers?

I fucking hate working inside those things, I get nervous as hell because there is more than enough electricity in there to kill you dead. I mean, it's not like working on a wall switch or something.

So, before I attempt this, I am going to smoke a little weed and drink a bunch of whiskey in an attempt to relax me. I figure that the more relaxed I am, the less likely I am to make a mistake.

Assuming that I smoke a full bowl first, should I follow it up with maybe 3 shots of whiskey? 6 shots?

Serious answers only please.

[Symarip]

1. Whatever it takes

To complete the circuit.

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Are you saying that I should stand in a bucket of water also?

That's not a very nice thing to say to a fellow DU community member.

[DarkTirade]

3. You were about to try that with only 3 shots in you?

Jesus, are you CRAZY? Six is the BARE MINIMUM!

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. Finally, someone with some advice that I can USE.

[DarkTirade]

5. I'm just trying to make sure you don't make a big mistake and hurt yourself.

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. I know, and I appreciate you.

[Arugula Latte]

7. I don't know, but you should stand in the bong water as you work on the panel.

Because, you know, warm water is soothing to your feet.

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. I'm so grateful for the lounge...

there is a wealth of knowledge here.

[Arugula Latte]

9. We give.

It's just what we do.