It's thundering outside and my cowardly dog is hiding under my desk

[MajorChode]

I'd hate to think what she'd do if someone kicked in the door. Of course she's 16 yrs old and I'm not sure what she could do anyway.

Perhaps I should get a Pitbull. At least it would be a good status symbol I could use for compensate for my small white penis, no?

[DarkTirade]

1. Good point. If you get a pit bull everyone will think you have a HUGE white penis.

[MajorChode]

2. Really? Now I HAVE to get one

[DarkTirade]

3. Oh yeah. Same with a big truck or a giant widescreen TV.

[MajorChode]

4. I usually don't think of big penis when I see a widescreen TV

Perhaps I'm just not watching the right material, though.

[DarkTirade]

5. Its subconscious. Under the surface.

They won't even know its because of the truck or dog or TV.

[Bertha Venation]

6. Oh, poor baby.

:(

[MajorChode]

7. You should see her

She is shaking like a leaf. She's always been that way. The other dog usually just sleeps through it.

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. It's thundering here too...and the cat is in my lap and the

dog is quivering under the table.