What's the speed limit of sex?

[backtoblue]

68 - at 69 you have to turn aroundB-)

[TZ]

1. nice...

I hadn't heard that one before...:rofl:

[backtoblue]

5. just 4 u...

What do you call 47 people sitting around a T.V. watching the Super Bowl?

A.The Dallas Cowboys :beer:

[TZ]

6. ROFL!

A sex joke and a Dallas Cowboy joke..You might be my new lounge BFF..:rofl:

[backtoblue]

8. dusts shoulder off lol

:fistbump:

[madinmaryland]

10. STFU, TZ!

:grr:

[madinmaryland]

11. You do realize that the Dallas Cowboys have been to the most Super Bowls EVER.

:shrug:

[TZ]

12. Not in this millennium though...

:rofl:

[madinmaryland]

14. STFU, cuptonboy4!!1!!

:grr:

[backtoblue]

15. just for fun : )

Seriously though, none of the Cowboys have been able to go home.

The last time they were out of town, someone painted goal lines across their driveways and they can't make it over them!!!




P.S. I'm not a hater, just a joker

:woohoo:

[madinmaryland]

18. ..

:grr:

[backtoblue]

19. can't help myself...

:blush:

[rcrush]

21. HAH Good one!

[gmoney]

2. I thought it was 68, because at 69 she blows a rod... (eom)

[backtoblue]

4. hee hee

:fistbump:

[Captain Hilts]

3. Depends on oil pressure. nt

[DS1]

7. 68

You give me a bj and we'll call it a day

[Lil Missy]

9. I thought it was a way to call home. Hello? Mom?

[Eurobabe]

13. Es ist unbegrentzt, baby!

[Inchworm]

16. slow and easy?

Good one! :rofl:

:thumbsup:

[backtoblue]

17. thanks

;-)

[underpants]

20. Bought ma wife a car

Cheverlay?

Bout twice a week

[backtoblue]

22. wife to husband....

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,

"You know, I was a fool when I married you."

She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
:hi: