I'm contemplating becoming a cigarette bootlegger

[Inchworm]

Are all these new taxes State and/or Federal?

I'll get a high gas mileage van... buy from Indian Reservations... deliver to backwoods markets...

Hec, bootlegging is almost a family tradition. :evilgrin:

RICH! RICH I TELL YA!!

Oh.. I quit yesterday.. when do I stop wanting to kill people? ;)

:hi:

[Bertha Venation]

1. GOOD FOR YOU!

I am proud to know you. :hug:

[Inchworm]

3. Think I should go with a van?

Or some cool arse souped up V8?

:D

[Bertha Venation]

5. A van. A nice 70s van with shag carpet on the walls and those

little bubble windows way up high in the back on the sides. :7

[Inchworm]

6. Let's not forget the "Captain's Chair"

:rofl:

[Bertha Venation]

9. Oh, yes! And the bumper sticker:

If this van's rockin'
Don't bother knockin'

[Inchworm]

12. Mudflaps! and more stickers

:rofl:

[Bertha Venation]

14. Keep on truckin'!

Ah, memories.

:hug:

[RebelOne]

2. When you do, come on to Georgia.

I buy from you. Cigarettes went up by $10 a carton.

[Inchworm]

4. We may need to form a cartel

:rofl:

:hi:

[commander bunnypants]

7. I am now paying 2.75 a pack

Trusst me I though about it.

I know some ruskies that boot leg to new york city. Anice piece of change.


CB

[Inchworm]

8. When I visit NYC I usually take an "order"

but now it seems to be nationwide.

$2.75?!? From a reservation?

Generics here are at about $3.50.

:)

[commander bunnypants]

10. cross the street at the minnie mart

she saves me al the two for ones.


Marlboro and camel and sometimes parliment


CB

[Taverner]

11. Beware the Federal Pound-in-ass prison, my friend

Since I think its a Federal Crime...crossing state lines and all

[Inchworm]

13. Got a mean streak two feet wide

(Stoker Ace)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTAn-lsHyCc

:P

[rurallib]

16. might be more worried about real bootleggers and cutting in on

somebody's territory.

[Inchworm]

15. ideas?

muahahaha

:9