Are you now, or have you ever been, possessed by a demon?

[MrScorpio]

Poll question: Are you now, or have you ever been, possessed by a demon?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Huh. I thought it was gas.

[MrScorpio]

2. Martin Luther figured out that his gas was demonic affliction too

You're in good company

[Sebastian Doyle]

3. I was briefly once

But I ran into Jesus Christ down by the lake. He was doing that whole "feed the crowd with one box lunch" deal. He cast the demons out of me, and they went into this herd of pigs. Then the pigs drowned, and that provided JC with the deviled ham to serve the crowd. And the wine he made from the water was kick ass!

[burning rain]

4. I'm pretty sure I'm a demon, myself!

I have pretty good self-control, and that's arguably a kind of possession, but I didn't think that was what you had in mind.

[hobbit709]

5. Define demon

The ancient Greek or the Judeo-Christian?