Republican governor for sale

[undeterred]

(from Best of Craigslist)

Here in South Carolina we have a governor who wants to turn down the stimulus funds for education. We are not happy about this, but, heck, apparently there are people out there who admire this guy.

So, if you and your state want this guy, you give us your stimulus money and we'll give you Mark Sanford.

This deal is contingent on the following:

- A majority of the voters in South Carolina must agree that they'd rather have stimulus funds than Mark Sanford (and that's practically a given); and
- A majority of the voters in your state must agree that they would rather have Mark Sanford than their stimulus funds. (That one's up to you.)

Please let us know when you have held a referendum on this matter. The Governor will go to the bidding state with the most stimulus money offered.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/cha/1114593524.html

And another Republican ad I can't post here:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/1052407044.html

[HopeHoops]

1. The word "governor" isn't needed in that posting.

Republicans are simply for sale - it is like an oath or something they have to swear to as part of being in the party.

[Bucky]

2. Was he in Slumdog Millionaire?

If so, it's all part of a larger trend.



Yes, Latika, I'd be happy about
getting a brand new daddy too.

[MajorChode]

3. I'll trade you a Rick Perry straight across

Scratch that. I'll trade you a Rick Perry and throw in a Kay Bailey at no charge. Also included is a salon hair kit and a "perfect hair" molding guide.

I also have a John Cornyn that I need to have hauled off, and I understand if you charge extra for that.