Susan Boyle offered $1 million to star in adult film (really)

[MilesColtrane]

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/2009/04/20/2009-04-20_british_singing_sensation_susan_boyle_to_star_in_.html

Homely British singing sensation Susan Boyle has been offered $1 million to make a porn flick.

The plain Jane superstar with the spellbinding voice would have to lose her virginity on camera to earn the seven-figure payday from Los Angeles-based Kick Ass Films.

"We want to get this movie shot and out while Susan has the world's attention," said Kick Ass boss Mark Kulkis. "Besides, after 47 years of virginity, I'm sure Susan is also anxious to get something cracking as soon as possible."

Boyle, who says she's never been kissed let alone bedded, has taken the entire world by storm since she appeared on the American Idol-style TV show "Britain's Got Talent"

Call me old fashioned, but I don't think anyone's first time should be on camera.

[Iggo]

1. Fingers crossed.

:evilgrin:

[MilesColtrane]

3. "Fans will get a chance to choose the (movie's) title..."

Sharpening your pencil, are you?

[Midlodemocrat]

2. That's disgusting. Sorry, that's just awful to me.

[MilesColtrane]

4. I'm afraid it's just the beginning of the exploitation train pulling up to the station for her.

[bluesbassman]

6. Disgusting, but inevitable.

I don't think for one second that she would accept. However, there are surely other offers she is going to get not involving porn that are going to be slimy too. I truly hope she has some trustworthy people near her to sort things out.

[Midlodemocrat]

7. I hope so, as well. I hope she's got people around her that aren't going to exploit her.

[TreasonousBastard]

5. That is just so sick.

[Shell Beau]

8. That is the new thing these days! Someone gets crazy famous

and they are offered a million to do porn.

I don't want to see her or Octomom doing anyone. Sorry, I just don't. And she supposedly hasn't kissed a person before, so let's make sure we let her first time be for the whole world! :eyes:

[Sultana]

9. I may not understand the S.Boyle hype but eww, she not media whore

:puke:

that Simon dude seems to be in love with her ;-)

[Pierre.Suave]

10. This is not the Susan Boyle thread I wanted to see.

this is wrong, I hope she does not do it, and retains her dignity and self respect instead.

[realisticphish]

11. i'm pretty sure

that major porn companies have someone permanently dedicated to offering a million bucks to any "famous" person who clearly only has a few minutes in the spotlight. Young, old, whatever, they figure they could sell it. That crazy lady with the 8 kids got offers after about 5 minutes. Doesn't hurt to offer, not like porn companies are particularly worried about preserving a family friendly image

[Mike 03]

12. No... Even Howard Stern wouldn't stoop that low. That is just cruel. NT

[Lil Missy]

13. That's disgusting. She'll turn it down. n/t

[bamacrat]

14. Well she would definitely get done right.

I guess. I mean yes it would be less attractive for her to be in it than most but, reality porn is the next big thing. Id watch it, might not be the greatest but Id give it a gander.