Do you perform on command?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

Do you come running when your Baby calls?
Can you have your cake and eat it too?
Is your life complicated?
Do you prefer hot dogs or tacos?
Do you split infinitives?
Do you like long division?
Would you prefer multiples?
How old were you when you figured it all out?
Why is it give a shit, but take a dump?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear Tuesday Afternoon...

Good questions, all...

My answers:

Yes
I don't know
Yes, hell yes
tacos.
Sometimes
NO
Depends...
Haven't figured it all out YET.
No idea!

:hi:

[Skittles]

2. My answer: put down the pipe, Tuesday

or I WILL kick some ass :7

[Tuesday Afternoon]

5. I am now a bonified Member of DU

Skittles has officially threatend to Kick My Ass :D

[Tuesday Afternoon]

6. Depends ....

:D :hi:

[Forkboy]

3. Yes, but it'll cost you.

:evilgrin:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

4. Hey ...I saw your answer

in that other thread.

I bet You could charge:evilgrin:

[Forkboy]

7. Nah, that's on the house.

:9

[Tuesday Afternoon]

10. *swoon*

You are trying to make a Dirty Old Woman out of me aren't you :D :blush:

[Forkboy]

12. If you're swooning you probably already are one.

:D

[Tuesday Afternoon]

13. the word

swoon is a good word Young Man!!

[lost-in-nj]

8. no I have to be tuned

Do you come running when your Baby calls?
depends on why they are calling
wait did you mean "lover" or baby....



Can you have your cake and eat it too?
not in good conscience

Is your life complicated?

way to much

Do you prefer hot dogs or tacos?

hot dogs all the way

Do you split infinitives?

I have NO idea :*

Do you like long division?
no

Would you prefer multiples?
yes :evilgrin:

How old were you when you figured it all out?

I'll let you know when that happens....

Why is it give a shit, but take a dump?

IDK


lost

[Tuesday Afternoon]

9. Hello lost --

Good Answers All :D :hi:

[NJmaverick]

11. These questions are entirely too complicated this early in the morning

let me ponder over :donut:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

14. Yes... this was a late night Musing type of thread ...

take your time :donut:

[Beer Snob-50]

15. answers

do i perform on command- in my younger days
have cake and eat it too- damn right
life complicated- far , far to complicated.
hot dogs or tacos?- depends. if i am in nyc, i love the hot dogs from a st vendor otherwise, probably a taco
split infinitives- neveer
like long division- i love it.
prefewr multiples- in my younger days
have i figured it all out?- yes, life is to short to drink shitty beer
give a sit but take a dump?- that and the holy trinity confuse me.

[backtoblue]

16. when pondering the meaning of life...

I frequently ask myself

"Why do we call it 'taking a dump or a shit' when we are actually leaving one and if I actually 'gave a shit', who the hell would want it?" :hi:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

18. Not Me ...

That is for sure :hi:

[PRETZEL]

17. yes, I'm very well trained......

I do respond as quickly as possible when my wife calls me. Ninety-nine percent of the time I don't mind doing things for her no matter how insignificant.

I'd love to have my cake and eat it to. But I can't so I don't worry about it.

Complicated is a very very understated state of my life right now.

Although I do like taco's, hot dogs with sauerkraut or chili thank you.

I've been out of school for so long, I don't remember what infinitives are yet alone split them.

I'm an accountant, I like anything involving numbers.

I'm 50 and still have no clue.

Because parents let their kids say "I need to take a dump". But then again, who gives a shit what I think about what other parents say.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

19. I like your

Pretzel Logic :D :hi:

[PRETZEL]

21. thanks,

but remember Steeley Dan stole it from me.:hi: :7

[Tuesday Afternoon]

22. dude -

Twisted! :)

[av8rdave]

20. Good questions all

Do you perform on command?

Of course!

Do you come running when your Baby calls?

Don't have babies anymore, but figuratively I still do.

Can you have your cake and eat it too?

Why not? I'm getting old. Come to think of it, I'll have my beer and drink it too!

Is your life complicated?

There's not enough room on this board to go into that.

Do you prefer hot dogs or tacos?

Tacos!

Do you split infinitives?

Don't you need a centrifuge or something to do that?

Do you like long division?

Nope.

Would you prefer multiples?

That depends...

How old were you when you figured it all out?

I'll let you know how old I am when I do.

Why is it give a shit, but take a dump?

I agree with George Carlin: I don't want to take a s%$#, I want to leave one.

[redqueen]

23. No.

Do you come running when your Baby calls? Yes.

Can you have your cake and eat it too? No.

Is your life complicated? Yes.

Do you prefer hot dogs or tacos? Tacos! :9

Do you split infinitives? Yes.

Do you like long division? No.

Would you prefer multiples? Yes.

How old were you when you figured it all out? Still haven't.

Why is it give a shit, but take a dump? Dunno...

[Wapsie B]

24. Paging Ron Jeremy

Ron Jeremy please pick up the white courtesy phone.

[Iggo]

25. Yes.

Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Tacos.
Huh?
It's there when I need it.
Dating twins? Yes. Raising twins? No.
Too old to do any damage, thank god.
'Cause English is funny that way.

(EDIT: I'm gonna wanna know at a glance what the hell I was answering to later)
Do you come running when your Baby calls?
Can you have your cake and eat it too?
Is your life complicated?
Do you prefer hot dogs or tacos?
Do you split infinitives?
Do you like long division?
Would you prefer multiples?
How old were you when you figured it all out?
Why is it give a shit, but take a dump?