Ninjas Versus Pirates

[Symarip]

Poll question: Ninjas Versus Pirates

There can only be one!

[Pierre.Suave]

1. Ninjas are cooler

[Symarip]

3. Pirates talk cooler

[Pierre.Suave]

5. Yarrrr

I be a Ninja Pirate...

[Dr. Strange]

2. Well...

[Symarip]

4. +1

There are no wench equals in the ninja world.

[redqueen]

6. Ninjas, of course.

[Symarip]

7. Your vote doesn't count

You're not interested in racking up the wench count.

[DS1]

8. You said rack

[redqueen]

9. Pirates are drunken smelly louts.

Ninjas have mad martial arts skillz and exotic Asian accents. And way hotter bodies.

SO not even a contest.

[Symarip]

10. Like you would know!

They wear those robe thingies and all you can see are their eyes. AND, if memory serves, ninja's are not of typical Chinese/Japanese decent. I guess that's why Tom Cruise was the last samurai.

[ccharles000]

11. Ninjas

[EastTennesseeDem]

12. I'm sorry...is Maddox a pirate or a ninja?

He's a pirate thank you very much.

The answer is pirates.

[yoyossarian]

13. Ninjas have nunchuks...

...but pirates have parrots!
I'd call it a draw... but the wench factor weighs heavily in the pirate's favor.

Then again, it all depends on which pirates, and where:



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[rucky]

14. The winner of this poll should square-off against robots in the next one.

[Forkboy]

15. Ninjas look cooler, but pirates get all the booty.

'nuff said.

[arbusto_baboso]

16. Why choose between the two?

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Ninja_Pirate

[SoxFan]

17. ...

[rcrush]

18. +111

[ghostsofgiants]

19. I have never been able to choose a side in this epic battle. However...

http://realultimatepower.net is still up, while http://piratesarmada.com is not. Ninjas win the web battle, at least.

[keroro gunsou]

20. depends on what universe they come from

if it's ninjas from universe that naruto is set in, the pirate won't stand a chance.

conversely, if the pirates are from the universe of one piece, no ninja has a prayer.

still, i'll go with the pirates, especially these pirates:

http://onepiece.wikia.com/wiki/Straw_Hat_Pirates

[Bucky]

21. Usta be, there was nothin' cooler than pirates.

As usual, the Somalis ruin it for everybody.

If you are a ninja enthusiast, I see you are too chickenshit to post the real question: ninjas vs gun-toting mariachis. I think we all know the gun-toting mariachis would kick ninjass without pausing a beat in their seranades of the balcony señoritas.

Ay! Como fresco!