*** Yep! It's Haiku time!!!! ***

[SKKY]

Here's one I came up with inspired by the English Premier League. Post your own creations.

Rafa envies Alex
Everton in the top six
New Castle goes down

[redqueen]

1. Grr

Fergie's an assclown
Intimidating the refs
Cries if others do

[SKKY]

2. Um, Your first line has 6, if you'll allow me to edit it for you...

Fergie is a chode.

[redqueen]

4. Chode is worse than assclown?

I spelled out the contraction but fixed it. Dur.

But if chode's worse, I'll put that in. :7

[SKKY]

6. In my world it is. But if you have emotional attachment to assclown...

...by all means, fit it in there!

[Dr. Strange]

3. The Pythagorean Theorem

Squaring the two sides
Then adding them together:
Hypotenuse squared.

[SKKY]

5. Ooooooh. That's good!

[Dr. Strange]

7. The Fundamental Theorem of Algebra (sort of)

In the complex field
Any polynomial
Factors completely.

[HopeHoops]

8. FOX Haiku

Beck cries like moron
O'Reilly beds falafel
Hannity just sucks

[SKKY]

9. Here's one for MSNBC...

Rachel tells the truth
Keith has a very big head
Cenk needs his own show

[HopeHoops]

10. GOOD ONE!

[Bertha Venation]

11. OREO HAIKU

OREO HAIKU

twist apart to scrape your teeth
crunch the cookie halves
dip in milk but do not drop

~

dunk a cookie whole
shove it in your mouth and chew
chug some milk after

~

stand on scale and see
havoc oreos have wrought
jeans no longer fit

~

make oreos disappear
do not follow down toilet
no more oreos

~

[SKKY]

12. Damn, now I suddenly crave Oreos...