I have the perfect new wife for Mel Gibson.

[Midlodemocrat]

One of my bunco flunkies is just as crazy. They'd be perfect together. Both think they're good Catholics and both are boinking people other than their spouses.

Match made in heaven.

She's no supermodel, but hey, you can't have everything.

[TZ]

1. Is her name...

Sugartits? :hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

2. No, but it should be. She's fucked just about every willing husband

in the neighborhood. It's unreal.


:rofl:

[TZ]

3. So ....

In other words is Bunco Night is Midlothians version of Desperate Housewives? :rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

4. Just for this nutbag. Honestly, I don't know why we haven't

voted her 'off the island'.

The tribe has spoken you slut, get the fuck out.


:rofl:

[flvegan]

5. Is she hot?

If so, can I come visit?

[Midlodemocrat]

6. If skanky is the new hot, then yes.

And, yes, you are always welcome.


:rofl:

[Missy Vixen]

8. Of course, this is IMHO

but calling that one a "skank" is an insult to skanks everywhere.

:rofl:

There's one in our hometown, too. She's the Sarah Palin of Duvall, WA.

[Midlodemocrat]

9. Honest to God, it's unreal.

She has four kids and has screwed around with more men that I can count. All married men with families. So far, I know of two wives who have kicked the guys to the curb.

Her husband did for a while as well. She lived in a friend's rental while things were 'sorting out'.

Yeah, well, I spotted her at the pool mooching on somebody else's hubby. I was shocked because I thought it was her daughter and then I realized it wasn't. It was gross. WAY too much PDA.

[Missy Vixen]

7. Dude!

>If so, can I come visit?<

I had a variety of responses here, but deleted all of them. After all, it's best to tread carefully.

The neighborhood chick -- stupid, right-wing, a trollop and non-vegan? Just say "no". ;-)

[Mike 03]

10. How about Anita Bryant, that orange-juice hawker from decades ago,

if she's still alive. He needs someone his own age.

[Midlodemocrat]

11. Oh, I don't know. This chica would qualify as trophy wife.

:rofl:

[KamaAina]

12. Miss California USA's pageant career is over

so she's eligible. :eyes:

[burning rain]

13. Saw a thread here earlier about "Nazi cows"....

wild aurochs, actually, once extent but reverse-breeded back into exsitence by Nazis. Could someone reverse breed Mel a neanderthal bride? Or, he could hook up with Dinesh D'Souza's wife. (Hell, anything would be a welcome diversion from that.)