New Dave update - If It Quacks Like A Goose

[sniffa]

There's also another quickie from today I could add but it's just him being gross and offensive towards women so I may not bother. As always, feel free to share (or click on the ads) -

http://theurbansurveyor.blogspot.com/

[Shell Beau]

1. I am scared to click, but I am sure my curiousity will win!

[sniffa]

2. It's funny.

There's not even any swears.

[TZ]

4. Its pretty funny

Although I think the second to last entry about his beautiful mind is HILARIOUS Poor Sniffa...I would have to make a diet of valium I think..:rofl:

[no name no slogan]

3. Monday's entry is a classic!

:rofl:

[sniffa]

5. Thanks

And I'm off to class. :hi:

[flvegan]

6. I'll check it when I'm off my VPN.

Any "blog" trips the ole blocker.

[sniffa]

10. You shouldn't be stifled like that

[suninvited]

7. Thats funny stuff

does Dave know about your blog?

I work with someone just like that guy !!!

[suninvited]

8. I just read April 9th

was laughing so hard one of the guys came in my office to see what I was laughing about.

I didnt show him.

[sniffa]

9. The beginnings of the blog really set the standard if you have time to read

And no, Dave doesn't know about the blog but Worker #3 does.

I'm glad it made you laugh. :D

[Shell Beau]

11. Ok, my curiosity did win! This dude gets more stupid by the minute!

It is really scary to know there are people like this out there. I live in Mississippi where many consider dumb ass people to live. NEVER EVER have I encountered someone this freaking ingnorant and dumb.

[sniffa]

16. Aren't you glad you clicked?

I had to update the tags - I totally mailed it in on those prior.

[GOPisEvil]

12. That ties in nicely with the entry below.

Apparently it's just an act. ;)

[sniffa]

15. It's just an act

He plays it well though.

He's a man of extremes: he's one of the best surveyors and I learn a lot from him (sometimes the wrong thing) and yet, he's Dave on the other end.

[Midlodemocrat]

13. Okay, you so BETTER respond to the who wants to meet Midlo thread. q

Oh, I will haunt you.

[sniffa]

17. Fine, stalker.

:eyes:

My response to the flvegan thread was funnier.

[elshiva]

14. OMFG! This is great!

"Hey look, the ducks are back! Hi duckies! Oh the mother is so pregnant. Look at her. She's gotta give birth any day now."
:rofl:

[sniffa]

18. Thank you, thank you

That line made me think of Lenny in, "Of Mice And Men."

:rofl:

[elshiva]

22. You are welcome. You have a great blog.

Dave: "Tell me about the rabbits, George." :)

[KamaAina]

19. So he's still at large?

When I saw the footage of the Quincy police car ("City of Presidents") pulling up to the Craigslist Killer's building, I was sure they had their man! :P

[sniffa]

24. He doesn't live here. He lives in another state actually.

Besides, he only fantasizes about this.

[TK421]

20. Question....do you ever find yourself on a "high" place with Dave?

I'm talking, up about 30-50 feet or so?

[sniffa]

21. Only after he rolls a joint.

The bowls and one-hitters don't get us that high.

If you're getting at what I think you're getting at, it reminds me of the (Catholic) high school paper I did on, "Of Mice And Men." It didn't go over well at all. I got a good grade but my Sophomore English class came to a halt as we prepared a debate about euthanasia. Since I wrote the paper that made the teacher almost faint (and pray a lot) I got to be the unbiased moderator who didn't have to do shit. I was extremely biased toward my point of view but I mainly banged a gavel according to a stopwatch.

[TK421]

23. This Dave sounds like a grade-A asshole! I'm not so sure I could resist

pushing him off a high place if he pissed me off with the things he said....just, let him fly!

The guy sounds like a grade-A dick is all I'm saying...more of the type we just can't stand on this fucking planet of ours

[sniffa]

25. So many times he is

yet some times he's a good guy (really good morally/caring). He's such a polar personality.

[redwitch]

26. OMG

Me: Do the eggs grow inside of them?

Dave: I don't know. I've never really thought about it.


He's quite a study that Dave fella.


Love your blog!

[sniffa]

27. Gracias

Don't tell Dave I spoke Spanish.

[redwitch]

28. No problemo mi amigo.

:-)