Can we think of something like the "pencil test" for men to fail?

[redqueen]

Please?

Thanks.

Sorry, I'm obsessed with balance and fairness, and if there's no similar test to talk about for men then it's not fair.

[HopeHoops]

1. Gym shorts

Come on - that's obvious.

[Wapsie B]

2. Performance anxiety?

:shrug:

[Pierre.Suave]

3. What is the "pencil test?"

Seriously.

[Bucky]

5. Yes, I was going to ask that too.

But then I realized if I let Loungers know I didn't know that I didn't know what the pencil test is, they'd start laughing at me like I was a hopelessly out of touch clueless geek-freak. Now that you've posted that question instead of me, no one has to know.

[Pierre.Suave]

6. Uhmmm, you do know that everyone else can read this too...

right?

:P

[Bucky]

9. Ah HA!! I just googled it and found out what a pencil test is

On the other hand, this might not be the same "pencil test" that the pevs in the Lounge are referring to.

[Pierre.Suave]

10. WTF

that is seriously loony.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

17. Here's the explanation of "pencil test":

The woman takes a pencil and places it under her breast. If the pencil falls out, she doesn't need to wear a bra.

And if it stays put, well....you know!

She DOES.

That's it.

:hi:

[redqueen]

20. I don't think it has anything to do with bras, Peggy.

Girls have to wear bras way before any pencil test crud.

On edit... hmm... many online definitions show the one you said. But that really doesn't make sense to me since as I said, traniing bras are made for girls, not developed young women.

Anyway... this gives some clues as to what I was talking about: http://www.brucelawson.co.uk/2007/the-pencil-test/

[no name no slogan]

21. Yeah, right. And teabagging has to do with making a cup of Earl Gray

:hide:

[Bunny]

4. If it's not longer than a brand new #2 Ticonderoga, it's not big enough?

It should probably be a little thicker though, shouldn't it? :shrug:

[Bucky]

13. Hey, Bunny, guess what you...

have me doing up against my computer screen right now.

[Bunny]

15. Well?

How'd you stack up?

[Bucky]

31. um

[Richardo]

23. !

:spray:

Glad you're not using this pencil as a guide.

[Bossy Monkey]

7. Hell, my pencil's been failing the test for decades...

CAN I GET A RIM SHOT? (Wait, that sounds dirty, too!) :P

[Bucky]

11. .

Click it

     

[MrCoffee]

8. My boobs can hold up two pencils each.

Beat that.

[Bucky]

12. Good God, woman, there's all kinds of things that I fail at. Do I really need another?

I'm going to go home and sulk now. Thanks for the downer.

[rug]

14. Place a pea at the end of an erect penis.

If it rolls off, you suck.

[RadiationTherapy]

16. Hold the pencil between a flaccid cahk and the bahls. Shorties can't do it. nt

[Lucky Luciano]

18. Well, if a man fails the exact same kind of pencil test, then that is not a good thing either! nt

[BlueIris]

24. Huh?

How is that not a good thing for males?

[Lucky Luciano]

28. Post #27 about sums it up! nt

[Midlodemocrat]

19. I would say IQ test, but that's probably not fair.

[redqueen]

22. This is what I mean by The Pencil Test.

That is always the context I've heard this term used in.
http://www.womenanswers.org/womenshealth/womenanswers-org-a1-11030.html


5th definition here:
http://everything2.com/title/pencil%2520test

[petronius]

25. Well, if we're looking for a comparable shallow judgment, wouldn't it just

sports car and fat wallet? :shrug:

[mykpart]

26. I tried taking the pencil test.

Now I can't find my pencil!

[mykpart]

27. Why not the exact same test?

Place a pencil under his man-boobs and if the pencil stays, NO MORE BEER!

[Lyric]

29. Fuck the pencil test. I like my girls exactly as they are.

:hug:

[madinmaryland]

30. THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICTURES!!

:grr: