Post something a freeper would say, so we can play whack-a-troll with you.

[Lil Missy]

:D

[bluesbassman]

1. I am familiar with all internet traditions.

:crazy:

[Lil Missy]

3. They teach you this at freerepublic?

[bluesbassman]

38. Teaching is a librul idea.

That's how they make comnists.

[Lil Missy]

62. There will be lessons at the freeper camps, as soon and Our President sets them up.

[DS1]

2. Obama has to release the torture memos in order to make our country less scure so he can have

his own 9/11 but he'll screw that up too and not defend us because he hates Marecia and the Homeland!

[Lil Missy]

Did you complain when bush/cheney did that? Sure double standards.

:eyes:

And Obama isn't a citizen, freeptard. Neener neener neener!!!

[DS1]

16. We're just two lost souls living in a fishbowl, year after year

(upping my post count so I can start a new thread about Obama siding with the pirates because he's black and a muslin)

[Lil Missy]

21. Obama sides with pirates according to rushballs? Yeah, right.

Move out of your mother's basement, and put some pants on!!!

[DS1]

22. but I am out of my mother's basement, it was flooded out when Bill Clinton ordered the flodding of

New Oelans!

[Lil Missy]

34. And Clinton ordered that hurricane with his mighty penis. Dumbass!

[DarkTirade]

4. why would do something like taht?

is this some kin of librul trick

[Lil Missy]

6. why can't you freeps ever spellcheck?

And nice font.:eyes:

[DarkTirade]

13. spelling isnt everything

morals are important you have no morals librul

[Lil Missy]

17. sure, we're all queer lovers on welfare. Go back under your rock freeper.

[DarkTirade]

48. babby eater

[Lil Missy]

54. Need a match, freeper? How about your breath and a buffalo fart.

:rofl: :rofl:

[DarkTirade]

59. whut??1?

you make no sense crazy librurl

[Lil Missy]

64. Okay, how about my ass and your face. Is that easier to understand?

:shrug:

[DarkTirade]

74. ... Yeah, that's all I've got.

I can only misspell and skip punctuation and capitalization for just soooo long. :P

[Lil Missy]

76. Excellent job! It's hard to fake such stupidery. And it comes natural to them! Oy!

:hi:

[DarkTirade]

77. It really takes some work.

Its not easy to shove that much hate and ignorance into one short, badly worded, horribly misspelled post.

[rug]

5. You're not my type.

[Lil Missy]

7. You could always switch teams, Smooth guy.

[MrPerson]

8. Protect teh broders

[Lil Missy]

9. We can't do that. We immigrants for future presidential candidates.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

96. O yaeh dis Brody enuff for u?

:D :D :D

[Skittles]

10. THIS IS HUGH111!!! I AM SERIES!!!

[Lil Missy]

14. Quit casting asparagus, freeper.

[Lil Missy]

11. Where's the swarm?? I can't handle all the trolls myself!!

[jeff30997]

33. Yes you can ! And you're very good at it.

From now on you shall be known as Lil Xena,Warrior Princess.

Wow ! Look at that sword swing ! Two brainless Freeper heads slashed

with one shot.:)

[Lil Missy]

43. Feel free to jump in and help! I'm outnumbered!

[jeff30997]

60. I do ! I do !

Watch out ! A tentacle is trying to grab your leg !

[siligut]

12. Here, this might be of assistance.

You know, if you really can't be bothered. http://www.fightconservatives.com/Inside-the-Book/Conservative-Insult-Generator.html

[elshiva]

15. obamer is muslin spy

[Lil Missy]

24. He also fathered two Black children. Mwuhahahaha!!

Eat your heart out. We are going to take away your guns and put conservatives in concentration camps too!!! :bounce:

[elshiva]

27. obamer is not an americun, he's from Packerstan.

[Lil Missy]

36. BZZZZZZZZT! Wrong. He's from Kenya.

[elshiva]

37. No, no, that's what they make you think, but

he really come from Packerstaner madrashy muslin spy school. That's what the REAL birth certificate say.

[mwooldri]

40. No, Obama's British! Really! nt

[elshiva]

46. Even worse. British is librul commies.

[jeff30997]

56. Shut up you librul Natzi troll !!1!

Barakkk U-sin O'bama iz ann Irish terrist from teh IRS !

Dam Catlicks !11!1111!!

[Swede]

18. Barack Hussein Obama is just showing off that he can read a teleprompter.

Showoff.

[Lil Missy]

25. At least he can read it and speak in complete sentences, bushboy.

[Arugula Latte]

19. You can kiss Reagan's butt, you librul moonbat.

[Lil Missy]

26. He's dead, so how about you can kiss my ass instead?

[elshiva]

31. I'd love to kiss your ass.

:loveya: :loveya: Bottom love is true love.
On Edit: I am really serious here and not freeping.

[flvegan]

20. My sister tongue-kisses better 'n you.

[elshiva]

23. There's a video of two gay twins on the internet.

That proves that there is a pro-incest movement. (Remember that one?)

[LeftyMom]

28. I have a bet with myself that flvegan will ask "are they hot?" before I finish this reply.

[elshiva]

29. The pro-incest movement really exists cos I heard somewhere

that some guy in Germany got arrested for sleeping with his sister.

[Lil Missy]

39. Don't forget the beastiality too.

[elshiva]

53. Beastiality is woman on wasp

[Iggo]

99. Jesus!

Dammit, woman! Don't post pictures like that!

Someone might look at it right before he goes to bed!

AAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH......

[jeff30997]

42. Germany !

What would you expect from an Old-Europe country ? Bunch of LIEbrul fashits!1!! :)

[elshiva]

57. Yes. Nation Socialism=librul socialism

[DarkTirade]

51. Two minutes difference in the timestamp.

You jumped the gun a little. :P

[LeftyMom]

55. I forgot to factor in that he was probably typing one handed.

:evilgrin:

[DarkTirade]

58. And he also had to take the time to ask if they were 'chicks or dudes'.

:P

[LeftyMom]

65. Translation: zOMG twin lesbians kissing!

[elshiva]

67. Great smilie!

:loveya:

[flvegan]

30. Chicks or dudes? And if they're chicks...

are they hot?

Shut up, LeftyMom.

[elshiva]

35. They are two gay twin brothers french kissing on youtube.

That proves that there is a pro-incest movement. So there.

[flvegan]

41. A pro GAY incest movement. I blame gay marriage for it all.

[elshiva]

49. gay marriage, next is marrying dogs and here is proof:

dog-man weddings in Britain:

[Lil Missy]

72. And it's a male dog! Bwaaahahaha!!

:rofl: :rofl:

[elshiva]

78. Yeah, it's male dog and it's a man, gay mandog wedding.

Is not right, product of librul evil.
Man have sex with dog product of gay agenda:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uiRi-iHWGHo/R8sM-3XGu2I/AAAAAAAAC7Y/cj8YtFUd1ew/s320/John+Barrowman+and+CJ.jpg

[LeftyMom]

50. I know you well.

Now stop thinking about my sister when you spank it, weirdo.

[flvegan]

63. Never!!

[LeftyMom]

66. Whatever you say, love.

[Lil Missy]

32. Maybe so, but she's got her tongue stuck up the wrong end. Yuk!

[DarkTirade]

73. Wrong?

... or oh-so-right?

:rofl:

[Initech]

44. We need teh border fence!!!!!

[Lil Missy]

47. Yes we do. With freeptard nutbags like you on the other side of it.

[Lil Missy]

84. Oh, you mean around TX when they secede? That works for me!

[EastTennesseeDem]

45. TEH CHRISTIAN FOUNDING FATHERS CALLED IT THE WHITE HOUSE

AND IT AINT A MATTER OF SEMANTICS NEITHER

/spit

[Lil Missy]

52. No problem. We're going to paint it black now. And force everyone to become Muslim.

[EastTennesseeDem]

68. THATS WHY I BUYED UP ALL THE GUNS. LOCK N LOAD BABY

(God, how soulless do you have to be to actually mean this shit?)

[Lil Missy]

70. I know, but it's a good stress reliever to make fun of them.

:D

[Muttocracy]

61. We have to arm ourselves before B. Hussain's fascomusloslamocomunist hippie army comes

[Lil Missy]

69. Go ahead and try. We are taking away all your guns anyway.

And forcing you to listen to excerpts from the Koran. Mwuhahahaha!!

[jeff30997]

71. Whew ! I'm done.

Time for me to hit the hay. Goodnight! :hi:

[Lil Missy]

75. Thanks for helping. Nighty nite!

:hi:

[begin_within]

79. Obama is the greatest gun salesman of all time

my freeper friend said this to me, because gun sales have gone way up since Obama's been talking about banning some kinds.

[Lil Missy]

80. I believe that. I've seen it around here.

Just what we need, are more nutbags with guns. :scared:

[rucky]

81. When are we gonna see the real birth cerifucat?

[Lil Missy]

82. Never. National Security reasons. Just take our word for it.

[mcctatas]

83. boxed wine, bunco and mini-vans are awesome!

[Lil Missy]

85. Sure they are, when you're packin a semi-automtic. Freeper.

:eyes:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

94. Dont listen to her

she drinks boxed wine!!

[Lil Missy]

95. Ugh!

And sleeps with an Irishman! :eyes:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

97. Thats one of her more endearing qualities

:evilgrin:

[Lil Missy]

98. Yes, it is. I'm Irish too.

:pals:

[IDemo]

86. Get a brain, moran

[Lil Missy]

87. You can't even spell. It's MORON, freeper.

Jebus! :eyes:

[IDemo]

89. Palon / Bachmon 2012!!111

Until then, I cunsidder Lush Rimbaw 2 b my leeder!!11

[Lil Missy]

92. HA! I hope they do run together in 2012. Talk about an easy election!

Try some competition. Might as well put coulter on the ticket.

And learn how to spell, redneck. :eyes:

[OmahaBlueDog]

88. I don't watch CNN for the same reason I don't let people dump garbage in my living room

....although I do, sometimes, watch Lou Dobbs. Maybe if he'd come over to FOX so I wouldn't have to put up with those other Libs, I could stand it..

I watch FOX. I watch it all the time, except when I'm listening to Rush. I appreciate that they don't hate America like MSNBC, and it seems like they've read a Bible -- especially Leviticus 20:13, which should answer any questions anyone has on how God feels about marriage.

Speaking of God -- of you've ever seen Jane Skinner, you could never be an atheist. I love FOX -- it's pretty much all I watch.

America is going to wake up and see Obamamessiah for the fraud he is. The truh will come out about the birth certificate, and when it does -- watch out! Barney Frank and Nancy Pelosi better run, because the American people will show them and all their lib pals what harsh interrogation really is.

[Lil Missy]

90. Oh, fuck me sideways. Everyone knows Omaha is full of freepers.

And for your information, Obama was born in a manger. He IS the Messiah. And your bratboy was the anti-Christ.

Enjoy your pizza, freeper. :eyes:

[Hello_Kitty]

91. This is straight out of an LTTE in the AZ Republic this morning:

If it had not been for strong men such as George W. Bush and Dick Cheney, our country would not have been a safe place for the last eight years. Now we have someone in there giving the store away, kissing and bowing to the enemy, not to mention giving away our interrogation secrets and our intelligence away. How safe do you think we're going to be from here on out? Oh by the way, I watch FOX News and I'm also a proud conservative.

I couldn't have made something better up if I tried.

[Lil Missy]

93. Yeah. We were not so safe on 911, were we? And the warnings were almost shoved down their throats.

[applegrove]

100. Was Obama's real father Osama bin Laden?

[Lil Missy]

101. Yes.

Fucker.

[LeftyMom]

102. Nuh uh. I read on Rapture Ready that it was Malcom X!

Sadly, I really did read that on Rapture Ready. They did not appear to be joking, either.

[applegrove]

103. Oh my god. That is so sad.

[Lil Missy]

104. It's not easy to be that stupid. You can't fake that.

Sickening.

[datasuspect]

105. check your PM

[Lil Missy]

106. I didn't get your PM. But a good time to kick! And lighten up!

:)

[Turbineguy]

107. I wanna

swap spit with Michelle Bachmann.

Man the Groat! Stand by to be offended!