Write Your Own Epitaph

[Dinger]

Mine:



She cared, and did something about it.

[KitchenWitch]

1. "She came, She ate, She fell asleep"

[UndertheOcean]

2. He came , he farted , he croaked , fin.

[Midlodemocrat]

3. I told you I was sick.

:thumbsup:

[KitchenWitch]

4. ...

:rofl:

[UndertheOcean]

5. ...

:rofl:

[leftyclimber]

6. Hold my beer. Watch this.

[BarenakedLady]

7. "My, she was yar."

[Midlodemocrat]

9. Well, well, well. Look who is finally out of bed.

:eyes:

:rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

11. Who said anything about that?

:P

[Midlodemocrat]

12. TMI, girlfriend, TMI.

:rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

20. I didn't mention what I was wearing

or not wearing. It could be worse. :D

[Inchworm]

15. Ok, Red

;)

Nekkid on the roof?

:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

18. Wailin' like a banshee!

:hi:

[Inchworm]

21. Weeee!

Well, if you are having cocktails tonight, I tip my can to you.

:toast:

:*

[Phoebe Loosinhouse]

8. Wouldn't Stop Picking

That's from a great New Yorker Cartoon of a headstone.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

10. Death makes a heartache no one can heal....

Love leaves a memory no one can steal...

It's from a Irish headstone, and I think it's just beautiful...

:cry:

[UndertheOcean]

13. It is beautiful ...but I think you bummed us out CP

we were expecting goofy posts in this thread , not a serious one .

[CaliforniaPeggy]

17. I'm sorry, my dear UndertheOcean...

I was just thinking how much I like it...

Didn't mean to bum all of you out...

:hug:

[flvegan]

14. When I arise zombie-style, your brains are mine asshole.

[Midlodemocrat]

19. OMG. That's beautiful. I need a moment.

[Dr. Strange]

22. Brains aren't vegan, idiotsix.

[flvegan]

23. I'm a zombie, DuhstInTheWindStrange.

What choice do I have. Zombiephobe.

[Dr. Strange]

27. We always have a choice.

If you're not going to do it for yourself, do it for the zombie children.

[flvegan]

29. Dude, when I'm a zombie, compassion can go fuck itself.

I'm going to wander the earth mindless as all fuck, just like a freeper.

[Midlodemocrat]

24. Dude!! Where you been, homie?

[Dr. Strange]

26. A busy day.

And apparently I miss ALL the fun stuff! x(
I get to hear about it second-hand through BeachBabe, but of course she embellishes and puts naked firemen and marines throughout the story. :eyes:

[elshiva]

16. Great idea, Dinger.

:hug:

Yep, I'm dead.

[ThoughtCriminal]

25. Stop emailing me.

But do continue to comment.

[SPKrazy]

28. ok

He got hit with the idiot stick...never recovered

[Forkboy]

30. 44-6

[Bossy Monkey]

31. "Who WAS that guy?" n/t

[DeepBlueC]

32. Oops

[Inchworm]

33. Huh, Wha?

:hi:

[DeepBlueC]

34. Can I Take That Back?

[ashling]

35. I like these excerpted stanzas from M. B. Tolson's

A Song for Myself:

A sponge
The mind soaks in
The kind
Of stuff
That fate's
Milieu
Dictates.

Jesus,
Mozart,
Descartes,
Lenin,
Chladni
Have lodged
With me.

I snatch
From hooks
The meat
Of books.
I seek
Frontiers,
Not worlds
On biers.

I harbor
One fear
If death
Crouch near;
Does my
Creed span
The Gulf
Of man?

And when
I go
In calm
Or blow
From mice
And Men,
Selah!
What ... then?


I would choose something from within those lines
either that or...







:wtf: