I'm sorry, but there is no way you folks aren't to blame for this.

[Midlodemocrat]

When I went to the Southern Women's Show last week? NO ONE else knew about that except the lounge. So, forgive me if I suspect one of you miscreants from helping themselves to the dip mixes that I purchased.

Now, no harm, no foul. Just PM them back to me and we'll forget this ever happened.

[flvegan]

1. Locking.

Please don't call out other DUers.

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Just give me back the damn dip mix and we'll forget this entire incident.

[madinmaryland]

3. Did you buy a tub a lard from Paula Deen??

:hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

6. Oh, don't act all innocent. You know EXACTLY what I bought.

[RetroLounge]

4. Here we go again...

It's always about your dip...

:hi:

RL

[sasquatch]

5. They let a carpetbagger like you in the front door, I'm shocked

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Hey! My debit card is from a southern bank.

[sasquatch]

26. Oh, so that's how you did it

You tricked them into thinking you were one of them, I see you used the same tactics that William Tecumseh Sherman did during the civil war: you out thought them.

[TZ]

8. IBTL!

It's always your fault Midlo? Haven't you figured that out yet? :hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

10. Yeah, I have. I'm the Karl Rove of the lounge.

:eyes:

[mcctatas]

9. Southern Women's Show?

is that code for something?

[auntAgonist]

11. but did they take your dipsticks too?

:shrug:

:)

[skygazer]

12. You're having cravings for dip?

I thought it was pickles and ice cream. :shrug:

[Midlodemocrat]

13. Zing!!!!!

[sniffa]

14. I have PM's from hundreds of DUers that tell me they hate you

and love me.

[Midlodemocrat]

15. Can someone tell me what this post says? I have this person on ignore.

[Midlodemocrat]

16. Only hundreds? There are over 100,000 DUers, dude.

Surely you miscounted.

[Captain Hilts]

17. What kinds of southern women were on display?

[Midlodemocrat]

18. Nice post, freeper.

You know. They have these shows at the Raceway Complex all the time. Never went before, but they had some excellent stuff for sale. It was a good time. Until the woman in the car with NC plates flipped me off.

Did you see the story about the shooting at Hampton University? Good Lord.

[Captain Hilts]

19. I'm actually not familiar with them at all. Richmond Raceway?

Why call me 'freeper'?

I was horrified to hear of the Hampton shootings. I know the school well and some friends went there. How does that relate to this issue?

[Midlodemocrat]

20. Dude. I call everyone freeper. It's a term of endearment, coming from me.

Yup. Are you familiar with the 'shows' they have there all the time? Like the Boat Show, RV Show, etc.

It's just a variation of those.

I'm just glad no one was killed. TM is just down the road at CNU. :scared:

[Captain Hilts]

21. TM?

Are you 'Midlo' as in 'Midloathian turnpike'?

[Midlodemocrat]

22. Yup. And TM is TeenMidlo, my daughter.

[Captain Hilts]

23. Ahhhh...

I get it. I drive from DC to Va. Beach regularly.

No mean feat to be a Yankee in the Greater Richmond Metropolitan Area.

[Midlodemocrat]

24. No kidding. Navigating Richmond requires an astronaut's level of education.

[Captain Hilts]

25. Don't ax for directions if you don't talk right. nt