UPDATE: Sex-Doll Threesome Man Gets Off

[flvegan]

I'm sure most of you remember this breaking news story I presented back in February:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=8486726


Well...


By Brian Hamacher
NBCMIAMI.com
updated 2 hours, 51 minutes ago

George Bartusek, who got freaky with two blow-up sex dolls in a grocery store parking lot, won't do jail time, a judge has ruled.

Bartusek was let off with six months probation for his open-air synthetic threesome in a Publix Parking Lot in Cape Coral in February.

Stunned onlookers had seen the 51-year-old inappropriately touching his -- ahem -- companions in plain sight.

"As I walk by I saw this guy with two blow up dolls kissing them and bouncing them and trying to get people's attention," a female witness told WPBF after the incident.

"It's just crazy, you know, and I'm with my daughter and she couldn't believe what we were seeing," added another witness, Arthur Castro.

Bartusek, like his blow-up friends, stayed silent as he left court after the sentencing yesterday, refusing to answer any reporters' questions.

Charged with breach of peace and trespassing, Bartusek was facing a year in jail for his escapade.

Now he'll likely have to go to Winn-Dixie for groceries -- the judge told him he isn't welcome back at Publix.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30389252

And yes, of course, this is Florida.

[BurtWorm]

1. I'll bet he does.

:hide:

[TZ]

2. Well of course he is getting off

Thats the point of the dolls in the first place right? -your title was just BEGGING for this response you know..:rofl:

[Lucian]

3. If I had a threesome with two sex dolls, I'd be gettin' off too.

[Initech]

4. That has to be one of the most poorly worded headlines ever.

:rofl: