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arcadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 05:49 PM
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So everybody has been brushing their teeth with "fecal matter".
And there is nothing you can do to NOT brush your teeth with fecal matter. That's just lovely. :eyes:


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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 05:51 PM
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1. Says who?
I flush with the seat down and keep my brush inside the med. cabinet for others who don't.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 05:54 PM
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2. NEW AND IMPROVED - FecalDent!
"There's no finer dentifrice on the planet. Using only the greenest technologies, FecalDent is made ENTIRELY from SHIT! Yes, you heard me right - SHIT! This renewable resource is in abundant supply, especially in Congress, and the processing of FecalDent has no detrimental impact on the environment. If you aren't brushing with FecalDent, you are probably an EcoTerrorist."
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 05:54 PM
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3. "Your breath smells like shit" has a whole new meaning.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 06:02 PM
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4. Not for a dog.
They like "Catbox Crunchies".
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 06:27 PM
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5. Your dog brushes his teeth?
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