I ate ham and now i'm afraid I've got swine flu

[CreekDog]

:banghead:

i should have known better! :eyes:

[madinmaryland]

1. As long as it is green eggs and ham, Sam-I-am, you will be ok!!

[CreekDog]

2. but i don't eat green eggs and ham

just the ham. :think:

[texanwitch]

3. I ate ham last night.

I am not worried about the swine flu.

Houston's dirty air is far worse.

[TZ]

4. okay..

You can't get the flu from eating meat....you know that right?
Besides it not really swine flu...its swine-bird-human flu..So if you could get it from eating it..YOu would have had to have been eating ham and eggs with fried chicken and a side of ...people...Last I heard, you weren't Hannibal Lector...:rofl:

[CreekDog]

6. but the ham was cold cuts, not hot

so the flu could have lived on it. :think:

[HopeHoops]

5. You can't get it that way - besides, it is primarily an AVIAN flu

Apparently the avian flu fucked some pig flu or something and made a hybrid that gets 60 mpg.

[CreekDog]

7. i ate chicken last night

oh shoot. that's 2 paths. :banghead:

[HopeHoops]

8. Yeah, you're fucked.

I'm vegetarian. I just have to worry about salmonella from sprouts and shit.

[TZ]

9. so did you have some nice fava beans and something else

as well Dr. Lector? :rofl:

[CreekDog]

11. only if soylent green is people

:o

[Jamastiene]

Can we say that pigs can fly now?

:P

[HopeHoops]

18. I will not eat green eggs and SPAM. I will not eat them SPAM-I-AM!

I made it all the way through the book replacing the word "ham" with "SPAM" each time I read that to my three daughters.

[JVS]

10. You're screwn!

[Jamastiene]

12. I used the salt and pepper from my pig shaped salt and pepper shakers.

I probably should worry too. :P

[CreekDog]

13. was it kosher salt?

:shrug:

[Jamastiene]

15. Nope, just iodized.

Should it have been kosher?

[CreekDog]

16. you can't put kosher salt into pig salt shakers

that's just wrong. :eyes:

[madrchsod]

14. i had chicken and cheezie rice for lunch.....

and i`m thinking of having PORK CHOPS for dinner.....will i die?

[CreekDog]

17. there's no danger from just thinking of pork

except theoretical death. :dilemma:

[Forkboy]

19. I was on a maple ham kick all last week.

:9