Top 10 reasons to raise your children as Pirates (kinda cute)

[NYC_SKP]

Top 10 reasons to raise your children as pirates

(10) Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him to be a pirate, and he’ll steal other people’s fish for a lifetime.

(9) Divvying up booty is good quality time with the kids.

(8) When other parents hear you’re raising your children as pirates,
they’ll stop asking you to volunteer at school.

(7) It’s fun to watch the emergency room doctor’s reaction when
you say your son was injured during “a little mishap boarding a merchant vessel that refused to surrender.”

(6) You’ve always preferred the title “Captain” to “Mommy”
or “Daddy.”

(5) You can spend your kids’ college savings on more important
things, like a trip to Las Vegas.

(4) Your children already smell like pirates, so the transition will
be easy.

(3) The family that plunders together, stays together!

(2) Replacing “family movie night” with “family terrorizing the
neighbors with cannons night” is a wonderful change of pace.

(1) Cap’n Billy wants you to do it—and the last person who didn’t do what Cap’n Billy asked was set adrift in a rowboat with only a day’s supply of water.


(c) 2009, Timothy P. Bete and Cap'n Billy "The Butcher" MacDougall

http://www.pirateparenting.com/

[jobycom]

1. Why are they called pirates?

They just ARRR!

[NYC_SKP]

2. Ha!

:rofl:


Thanks for that!

[pokerfan]

3. Avast there, mateys!

Avast there, mateys! Do ya have a thirst for adventure on the high seas of life? Arrre you sick and tired of your parents and teachers telling you what to do all the time? Then join Captain Cartman's Perfect Pirate Club, arrrr! Just imagine it, me hearties! A life without rules, without homework and chores! You can live the pirate's life in Somalia, me friends! Our first official pirate meet'in will be 4 pm today at Kevin Stoley's house!