Humans ...

[UndertheOcean]

surrender , mkay

[Forkboy]

1. Humans

Phone your mom, you're human
Don't play dumb, you're human
I know that you are anxious
You want more than this

Clean your mess, you're human
Get undressed, you're human
I know you're embarrassed
Pale and hairless

Step right up folks and join the fun
See the amazing ape with his opposable thumb
You'll be shocked, amazed, even horrified
That so much can be so compromised

Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny
Mighty males are strong and free
Female monkey, not so lucky
Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys
Monkeys sticking other monkeys
Monkeys wrong or monkeys right
Mostly flexing monkey might
Humans

Now you've lost your Eden
There is no returning
It stares up and out at you
It's not for you

I don't care, I'm human
I'm too scared, I'm human
I know you want peace of mind
To be with your kind

You won't believe your eyes
A cranium of unparalleled size
Immaculate if ill conceived
A sight not to be believed

Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny
Mighty males are strong and free
Female monkey, not so lucky
Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys
Monkeys sticking other monkeys
Monkeys wrong or monkeys right
Mostly flexing monkey might
Humans

I like other humans
They're so very human
I know that it's obvious
We're all just like this
Only human

[3.14158675309]

2. I'm only human

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idKIVZcbvGs&feature=related

[Dr. Strange]

5. Fascinating...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ-E44sdP8A

[3.14158675309]

6. I'm out of my League

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efu1uC9DEOU&feature=related

[jeff30997]

3. Hey ! I know this guy !

It's my cousin Glink from the planet Klapinga IV.He posts on

DU under the name Deja Q.

[bluedigger]

4. HEY!

You didn't leave your number!

What's up with that?

[Broken_Hero]

7. hmm, thats what this guy thought

Until you know who showed up.....






Beware aliens....

[VenusRising]

8. Human.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb9kGugWS3g