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> >Two peanuts walk into a rowdy bar. One was asalted. > >--------------------------------------------------------------------- > >A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but >don't >start anything." > >--------------------------------------------------------------------- > >A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't serve food >in >here." > >--------------------------------------------------------------------- > >A dyslexic man walks into a bra... > >--------------------------------------------------------------------- > >A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says "A >beer please, and one for the road." > >-------------------------------------------------------------------- > >Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married the ceremony wasn >t much but the reception was great. > >--------------------------------------------------------------------- > >Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron." The other says >Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive." > >--------------------------------------------------------------------- > >A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says "My dog's cross-eyed, Is >there anything you can do for him?" "Well" says the vet "let's have a look >at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, checks his teeth, >etc. Finally he says "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Just >because he's cross-eyed???" "No, because he's really, really heavy." >----------------------------------------------- > >I went to a seafood disco last week.... and pulled a mussel. > >--------------------------------------------------------------------- > >What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh. > > > > > >
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