I've always said we would have a black President when pigs fly.

[Lasher]

Well now we have President Obama and swine flu.

I'll be here all week. Remember to tip your waitress.

[Aristus]

1. As Katherine Hepburn said in "The Lion In Winter": 'There'll be pork in the treetops

come morning!'

B-)

[Rambis]

2. There will never be a female prime minister

http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/Lomprimeminister.mp3

[guitar man]

3. Obama's election was painful for me

Let me tell you, monkeys really hurt when they fly out your ass!! :D

If Bu$h and Cheney are prosecuted, it's really gonna hurt....

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

4. Fortunately, when my sphincter needs repair

due to evacuation of winged monkeys,

the repair will be done in a single-payer health care system with no approvals necessary by insurance company weasels.

C'mon, monkeys, rev up those motors!

:hi:

[guitar man]

5. yeah, I should have held out for that one

:hi:

[Lasher]

7. Ha ha ha, I forgot about the monkey thing.

Can't come up with a decent pun anyway. :-(

[LeftOfSelf-Centered]

6. What's new about flying pigs??

:P