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davsand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 10:53 AM
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Stress management that actually works!
It worked for me, I swear!!

Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals:


1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.

2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.

3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.

4. No one knows your secret place.

5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.

6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.


See? Made you feel better, didn't it...


Laura
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sammythecat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 12:27 PM
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1. Ha ha
I liked that. While reading it I started imagine something like an arrow in my liver, but I like the murder thing better. Put a smile on my face. :scared:
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 12:29 PM
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2. LOL
:rofl:
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 12:37 PM
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3. 8. Picture yourself reclining in your easy chair with a frosty mug of your favorite lager.
Works for me. ;-)
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Rambis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 03:53 PM
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5. Cheers!
not lager but...
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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 03:47 PM
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4. I want to picture myself
in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 03:59 PM
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6. goddamn hippy
:hippie:
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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 05:19 PM
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7. Actually I might freak out if that really happened.
Edited on Fri May-01-09 05:19 PM by Sequoia
Orange skies means there's a big fire somewhere. Tangerine trees....it's a crown fire.

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kimmerspixelated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 05:21 PM
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8. Bambi Watchout!
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kimmerspixelated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 05:22 PM
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9. That's pretty good, but all I really gotta do
to chill out is look and laugh at your dancing Russian Blue!
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