Do you have a title?

[MrScorpio]

Mine is "Technical Sergeant (Retired)"

How about you?

[MrCoffee]

1. Caesar

[Bake]

37. Caesar my ass!! You're an Esquire, and I'm tellin' EVERYBODY!

So there.

:hi:

Bake

[no name no slogan]

2. Webmaster

I run a few web sites for a public entity. Good times, good times.

[hobbit709]

3. B.I.C.

Bozo In Charge.

[bigwillq]

4. Staff Writer (nt)

[Mike 03]

34. I'd love to know more about that. Are you a journalist? Or did you work on a TV show?

Or what?

If you care to share, that is...

[bigwillq]

36. I work at a newspaper

A daily here in CT.

I am a sports writer. :) :hi:

[sazemisery]

5. Queen of the Universe

and in my spare time "small business owner"

in the '70's I was a "repair parts specialist" and a "helicopter mechanic"

[1gobluedem]

6. I have a title AND an interim title

And all the responsibility that goes with them.

[arbusto_baboso]

7. Captain, USA (retired).

But I also respond to:

The Lovemaster

El Monstro

Mr. Happypants

The Beer and Bacon Monger

and Captain Richard Morningwood (my pirate name)

[Inchworm]

8. Dude..

Last Hippie...
Dumbass...
Dad...
Hillbilly...
Doctor...
Grandpa...
Bubba...


:silly:

[Ptah]

9. Instrument Maker

[backtoblue]

10. Thanatologist

[datasuspect]

11. His Excellency Lord Royal of The Admiralty and Defender of the Faith, KG, KT, GCB, OM, AK, QSO, PC,

ADC, Paramount of Fiji

[LynneSin]

12. and don't forget Filler of BS

:eyes:

[datasuspect]

13. i think you have a crush on me

[Z_I_Peevey]

14. Assistant Regional Manager

NOT Assistant TO the Regional Manager. Also, Head Beet Sorter.

[DarkTirade]

15. I had one once. I was known as 'The Almighty One'.

That only lasted one semester though.

[datasuspect]

16. I thought it was Sir Lord Baltimore

[DarkTirade]

22. Nope. The Almighty One.

Nothing too complicated. Just a simple acknowledgment of my superior intellect.

[SeattleGirl]

17. Used to be a District Manager

Now I'm just plain old Vocational Rehabilitation Counselor.

I rather like the "plain old" now.

[flvegan]

18. WWE World Heavyweight Champion.

[Rambis]

19. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me

You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

[rucky]

20. Grand Poobah

[MilesColtrane]

21. The Reverend MilesColtrane, Doctor of Divinity & Bachelor of Music

[Forkboy]

23. I'm guessing a lot of people have titles for me.

:yoiks:

[Redstone]

24. Mister (last name). I use to fucking HATE it when I traveled on business and stayed

in Residence Inns, because their policy was to address customers by their first name.

Listen, fuckwad, I'm PAYING to stay here, so how about a little respect?

Redstone

[rug]

25. Bob.

[JVS]

26. Only when I'm drinking vodka. That's when I become "Tsar of all Lushias"

[bluedigger]

27. Master of Wind and Tide

But they won't let me use it at work.

Dicks.


:rofl:

[Mike 03]

28. "Author," "Screenwriter" or "Producer" but it's just a sham. NT

[Lyric]

29. Supreme Goddess of Esseeex

O8)

[billyoc]

30. Unindicted co-conspirator.

[struggle4progress]

31. Third Executive Assistant to the Under-Secretary to the Vice Manager Trainee

[Shell Beau]

32. Title Abstractor.

Not an official title, but hey it works.

That and Mrs.! :shrug:

[LeftyFingerPop]

33. Manager/Supervisor of the Department of Redundancy Department.

[RagAss]

35. A player to be named later.

[carlyhippy]

38. Dutchess Summer Zen of Himilaya n/t

[Rhythm]

39. "That one. Over there. The troublemaker."

Works pretty well actually...

*raises a fist and rouses the rabble*

[unpossibles]

40. my name is a title

That's what I tell people anyway.

[UndertheOcean]

41. Control Engineer (still young)

[KansDem]

42. I have a car title...

Is this what you mean?

[Symarip]

43. Only one that matters

Sonar Technician, First Class

[Xipe Totec]

44. Our Lord the Flayed One

But you can call me skinny.

[bikebloke]

45. Hey You

My egalitarian leanings object to Mister Hey You.