To protest violence against women, I now say "I'd tap that" instead of "I'd hit that"

[Bucky]

I mean, assuming it's a totally sweet booty, right?

[datasuspect]

1. how else can you capture a booty

if you don't attack from the back?

to the rear, MARCH!




i'd still hit it

[Bucky]

8. okay, my secret is....

I probably couldn't handle it if one of them decided to hit back.

[Dark]

2. Yea, but it doesn't have the same ring to it as this:

[Bucky]

7. Frankly, my technique...

just isn't that good

[Tommy_Carcetti]

3. But that would be offensive against faucet manufacturers.

Try again.

[Bucky]

6. Farah Fawcett wasn't "manufactured" until those later years. At first she was all natural..

Too soon?

[flvegan]

4. You truly are an evolved man.

I pledge to do the same.

[Bucky]

5. Thanks, dude. It's good to see another guy who's totally down with chick equality

[flvegan]

11. It's all about respecting the babes.

To prove it, I offer this picture of Megan Fox, who has just stated that she is bisexual:

I'd tap that.

[Symarip]

9. Is that a keg in your backpocket?

Cause I'd totally like to TAP THAT ASS!!!

:high five:

[Bucky]

12. See that one kind of disturbs me

First, I can't quite get the image of a frothy mug of butt juice out of my head.

Second, my attempts at high fives usually end up with me being slapped in the forhead by some drunk dude.

[KamaAina]

10. With a nod to Facebook, "I'd poke that".

:P

[Bucky]

13. ew

"poke"

:shudder:

[Fleshdancer]

14. I've never thought "I've been tapped"

Call me old fashioned, but why can't people just say "fuck"?

[Bucky]

15. See, you've never been with me.

Trust me, it's much more of a tap than a fuck.

[Fleshdancer]

17. interesting...

I suppose it does sound more polite.

[Deja Q]

16. I'd caress that... but don't give me a stroke...

:hide:

[retread]

18. I was going to ask what tapping had to do with it. Then I saw this.

http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-tap-a-keg

It is all about a tight seal and good head.

[bluedigger]

19. That's very progressive of you!

:applause: