What happens if you hit an animal going 80 mph on a crotch rocket?

[arcadian]

Same guy goes by on one at the same time between 6:00pm and 7:00pm. I think sometimes he gets up to 90 mph. Goes by in a blur, it's so fast. What if he hit a dog or cat or wild animal going that fast? You couldn't maintain the bike could you? We're waiting for him to win a Darwin, it ain't going to be pretty.

[HopeHoops]

1. I'm thinking a 10 lb bag of ice on the nuts will be in order.

I mean for the animal. The asshole on the motorcycle can just deal with the pain.

[petronius]

2. If you do it from the right angle, you'll have a perfect cow/horse/buffalo/whatever costume

for Halloween (and every other day)...