Is it wrong of me to worship redheaded women?

[arbusto_baboso]

They push all my buttons. They rock my world.

And frequently they pray for my death, but that's another matter entirely.

[5thGenDemocrat]

1. It would be wrong for you NOT to

Redheads make the world a more beautiful, if also somewhat more crazy, place.
John
And they aren't praying for your death. If a redhead wanted you dead, you'd be dead by now.

[arbusto_baboso]

2. Good point.

They keep trying to "sex me to death", though. Which is exactly the way I want to go, incidentally.

[JitterbugPerfume]

18. HEY YOU!

:hi: :fistbump:

[Deep13]

3. I guess I just assumed everyone did. nt

[arbusto_baboso]

4. Only those of us with taste and discenrment.

[KamaAina]

5. If redheads are wrong, I don't want to be right!

:loveya:

In fact, I just had a conversation with one...

[arbusto_baboso]

8. I get to go home to one every night.

And she's bi, so every once in awhile, we go out redhead hunting together.

Yeah, I know, I'm an unbelievably lucky bastard.

[KamaAina]

9. You're closing in on my very first DTM, dude.

:argh:

[arbusto_baboso]

10. Sorry. Things are what they are.

[KamaAina]

14. Indeed. And you, my friend, are -- On Notice!

[MajorChode]

6. It depends...

If they aren't a natural redhead you might get into a false God heresy situation, but I'm not entirely sure what the rules have to say about that.

[arbusto_baboso]

7. Heresy is okay by me.

I don't care if the carpet matches the drapes or not.

[MajorChode]

11. Might as well just get a red wig and a blow up doll then

Not that there's anything wrong with that other than the obvious idol worship infraction.

[arbusto_baboso]

12. Yeah, but I have a latex allergy.

And no, I won't tell you how I discovered that. It's exactly what you think.

[MajorChode]

24. Does it have anything to do with an orange clown wig and latex balloons?

[BeachBaby]

13. This thread is cracking me up, and I'll tell you why.

I know soooooooo many guys who have had relationships with redheads. And every single one of them says "Once was enough. I'll never do it again". And when I ask why, they all say the same thing - "They're crazy", "They're psycho", "Bad temper", etc.

Can't say I've ever experienced those traits in redheads I know; but I've also never dated one. :shrug:

[arbusto_baboso]

15. It's no more true of redheads than it is of any other woman.

I don't know how they got that rep.

The part about them being sexually voracious is pretty much true, however.

[BeachBaby]

16. Well, I can assure you....

there are plenty of non redheads who just as voracious. Just sayin'. ;)

[arbusto_baboso]

17. That's true, too.

I just have an esthetic preference for redheads. Even though my tastes are pretty (small "c") catholic in actual practice.

[MineralMan]

19. They have to be sexually voracious...

It's how they keep the species alive. And begorrah, it's a sad world it'd be without the ginger girls.

[krispos42]

22. True in my experience

Both the horniness and in heartbreak.

[MajorChode]

21. All women are crazy

Some are just eccentric, some are shithouse rat crazy. It's just a matter of degree.

[Blue_Tires]

20. i had a chance to date a really cute one in high school and i passed it up

still thinking about her 16 years later...:banghead: :cry:

[abq e streeter]

23. from DU's resident E Streeter, here's part of Bruce's take on the subject:

Well listen up stud
Your life's been wasted
'til you've got down on your knees and tasted
A red headed woman
A red headed woman
It takes a red headed woman, to get a dirty job done



Good enough for me---and BTW, my only red head was beautiful, insane, and wrote erotica as a "hobby".

[madinmaryland]

25. Stay the fuck away from my wife!!!

:hi:

She does that to me EVERY day and I couldn't live without her!