What's in your arsenal for the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE?

[MrScorpio]

Let's see

First off a Mossberg 500 Tactical shotgun



Walther P22 Pistol



A Tavor 21 carbine



For short work, a katana and a K-Bar





And for long distance targeting, a 50-cal sniper rifle




How about you?

[elshiva]

1. Ahem. BLUNT INSTRUMENTS

[jeff30997]

5. Yep.

There's nothing more satisfying than doing the job the old fashion way.:)

[elshiva]

6. Got Wood?

Yes. I GOT WOOD.

[jeff30997]

10. Nope.But I got something related for dealing with Zombies:

Mmmm...Wood Chipper Fargo style. :evilgrin:

[elshiva]

16. OMFG!

[jeff30997]

17. Lol.I'm afraid...

I will have to wash your mouth with soap for that language young lady.It's that

CaliforniaPeggy that have a really bad influence on you. :P

Shaun of the dead ? I never saw that one,is it good ?

[elshiva]

21. Shaun of the Dead is a great movie. I own the DVD.

Actually, it's the Canadian version of the DVD! It's got an English and French blurb on the back. "Shaun et Les Zombies." Also, it has the Canadian rating 18A. :)

Actually, it's a British movie. Nick Frost and David Pegg:

[jeff30997]

25. Shaun et Les Zombies ?

If it's the French tittle then I'm not

surprised I haven't watched it...in French.It sounds like the name

of a kid show.:) Canadian rating 18A? Is there some hard core porn action

in that movie ? The Silence of the Lamb and the remake of Dawn of the Dead

are both rated 16.Well at least here in Quebec,the French-Canadian province.

I couldn't say about the rest of the country to be honest.

[Orrex]

2. I keep and maintain a vintage WWII Japanese flame thrower for exactly that possibility

[jeff30997]

3. Damn!

As soon as I saw the question I thought Flame Thrower.Are we limited to one Flame Thrower per thread ?

[Orrex]

4. One *Japanese* flame thrower, maybe.

Otherwise, the more the merrier when it comes to the zombie apocalypse!

[jeff30997]

7. Hee haw !

Then I'll bring my Canadian one.It works with maple syrup mixed with gas.Better than Napalm.

[JTG of the PRB]

8. Zombie Apocalypse 101: What's worse than 10 zombies lurching toward you?

10 burning zombies lurching toward you. The fire won't reduce them to ashes instantly, so unless you're on a high wall and out of harm's way, creating a walking group of burning ghouls is a recipe for disaster.

At least, that's that the Zombie Survival Guide taught me... I think it sounds like fun personally.

[MrScorpio]

9. My thoughts exactly

Which is why I didn't include any flame throwers

[Orrex]

11. Well, when I torched that last batch, they shrieked and fell down almost instantly

Uh oh.


Don't tell me I barbecued another dozen emo kids.

:blush:

[JTG of the PRB]

12. Well, let me ask you this: Have we really lost that much?

I mean really... Emo poser kids are a dime a dozen these days.

[Orrex]

13. Whew! Thanks for putting it in perspective.

Guess I better start shopping for a deck-mounted Gatling gun, then. Just in case.

[jeff30997]

15. Lol! It's

even funnier after the editing.:rofl:

(Which took me by surprise because I refreshed the page

and what you added popped up making me re-Lol.):)

[TreasonousBastard]

14. Just a Russian SAGA-12 fully automatic shotgun...

and lots of shells.

(Screw the headshots-- go for the splatter)

[many a good man]

18. Bowling balls

[LostInAnomie]

19. I know a lot of zombie "experts" say swords and machetes are a good idea...

... but I disagree. A human neck would be incredibly hard to cut through on the first strike. It would also require a fairly wide open area to be able to swing effectively. Plus, severing a head doesn't necessarily damage the brain. It's possible you would have zombie heads on the ground biting at your ankles.

I think a military grade hatchet/tomahawk would be a better alternative. It would be much easier to puncture the skull than with a sword.

Edit: A brush axe would be a good pick too.

[LeftyMom]

20. flvegan

If I die, he's going to have a long, sexually frustrating apocalypse. I figure that's more than enough to keep me safe.

Also, he has guns and big scary dogs.

[jeff30997]

26. "he has guns and big scary dogs."

But most of all he have a pink rabbit suit.That should keep the zombies away for sure.:P

[LeftyMom]

28. Mildo is in such deep shit.

[jeff30997]

31. Lol!

:rofl:

[flvegan]

22. I'd choose capacity over caliber.

Since a headshot is all that's required, I'd probably go with twin Glock 34s since I can get 30 round mags, even though it's just a 9mm. I'd also go with an AR-15 where I can double-up on banana clips, which basically gives me 2x30 mags with only a 2 second swap.

Since I'm living on a boosted cat or sailboat, I'd only be in danger when I had to go for supplies. I'd have 120 rounds available without even reloading, because keep in mind, you have to retain your empty clips. They don't grow on trees.

[DarkTirade]

32. On the other hand, the ability to blow off a limb or two would at least slow them down.

IMO, what it would come down to would be what kind of ammo is the most available after the zombie apocalypse. :)

[jeff30997]

37. "I'd choose capacity over caliber."

I've heard that most women would make the same choice.:)

[Hanse]

23. A garden shovel.

Good reach.

Blunt and "sharp" sides.

Short reload times.

Smooth debraining action.

I'm known as "the gardener" among zombie war veterans, who speak of me in a hushed whisper.

[Robeson]

24. Pitcher of Margaritas...

...

[jeff30997]

27. Great idea.

It's more corrosive than battery acid. :)

[bluedigger]

29. Claymores to guard the perimeter.

And if they make it through that...

It's chainsawgun time!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ljd_hUxCfI&feature=player_embedded

[TheMightyFavog]

62. Wow. Life imitates Warhammer 40K.

I'm speechless.

[ZombieHorde]

30. I find your zombie bigotry to be disturbing. nt

[jeff30997]

33. Well we have nothing against zombies in general.

It's your leader ZombieNixon that we can't stand. :P

[ZombieHorde]

44. ZombieNixon is only a self proclaimed leader and most of us just laugh at him. nt

[Heidi]

34. The recursive Hasselhoff.

[jeff30997]

35. Aaaargh!!!

My eyes !!! My stomach !!! My beautiful mind !1!11

[MilesColtrane]

36. Homemade napalm in mason jars, and at least a month's worth of spring training for my arm.

Auto-Ordnance M1 Carbine replica, because I've been watching them being wielded on "Lost" all season.

http://www.auto-ordnance.com/PA-1AO_m1.html

Pistol gripped Mossberg 500 slung over my back, because I already own it.

And, a matching pair of S&W model 29's

[pinniped]

38. Phase plasma rifle in the 40-watt range

and....

The Annihilator 2000



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ies19ottlBU&feature=player_embedded

It has:

- cellular telephone
- fax machine
- microwave oven
- night vision goggles
- microprocessor
- verbal alarm systems
- compact disc player
- AM/FM radio
- video camera w/playback functions

[kentauros]

59. A more practical multi-weapon is the Zorg ZF-1

:D



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pxjnl1yuXk&feature=related


The Zorg ZF-1 is a podbased Smartgun.

It is manufactured by Zorg Industries and is a major plot motivator for the Mangalore warriors and their quest for honorable revenge. The ZF-1 is featured prominently in a demonstration for the Mangalores by Jean-Baptiste Zorg as follows: Lightweight, the handle is adjustable for easy carrying, is ambidextrous, it breaks down into four parts undetectable by X-Ray, and is ideal for quick and discrete interventions.

Further, its firepower abilities have a titanium recharger, a 3000 round clip with bursts of three to 300, which with the Replay Button (another Zorg invention), the operator can fire one shot and, by pushing the Replay, sends every following shot to the same location. The ZF-1 also contains a rocket launcher, an arrow launcher with exploding or poisonous gas heads, a net launcher, a flamethrower, and the "Ice Cube System" which seems to be a freeze gun which fires a cloud of liquid nitrogen.

[ForrestGump]

39. A really big TV screen tuned in to Fox News

No more sure way to kill the brain.

Especially when the zombies are lulled into a false sense of security by seeing their own kind on presenting the news on TV.





That and Twinkies™. And nuclear weapons.

[NewJeffCT]

40. This woman knows what to do...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCbfMkh940Q

[LeftinOH]

41. No weapons at all- just zombie makeup. I'll blend right in.

[old mark]

42. Don't know much about no zombies, but I have a FAL and an old SKS

that I am saving for the RW "revolution".....

I bought my guns and ammo when Bush was still in power, thus avoiding the rush....


mark

[datasuspect]

43. if i have to cut through a crowd quickly:

aa 12 automatic shotgun (i'd get a drum clip though)



keep with me at all times weapon - standard M4 with cqb sling



standard sidearm, walther pps .40 cal

[SacredCow]

45. Chick Tracts....

An excerpt from "Zombies Make teh Baby Jeebus Cry:"

[edbermac]

46. Nothing.

I put up with 8 years of BushCo, so I can easily handle a zombie apocalypse.

[edbermac]

47. dupe delete.

I put up with 8 years of BushCo, so I can easily handle a zombie apocalypse.

[leftyclimber]

48. Plants!

http://www.spintop-games.com/arcade_game_download/plants_vs_zombies.html

[arbusto_baboso]

49. What, no LAWs?

No ATGWs? Gots to have more shite that goes "BOOM"!

[MrScorpio]

51. Good idea. I'll go for a vehicle mounted MK-19 Grenade launcher

[arbusto_baboso]

54. NOW you're talkin'!

Start thinking bigger. An M2HB .50 cal machine gun with white phosphorous rounds would be quite effective, too.

[AllenVanAllen]

50. I wouldn't need any weapons

since I have the Necronomicon. All of those dead things would be working for me...

[kentauros]

52. Klaatu, barada... uh, necktie!

Nickle!

:P

[azmouse]

53. My husband...

He's 'brainier' than I am so the zombies will go after him first allowing me to make my escape. :7

[MrScorpio]

55. I love you, Tina...

You've got to let me eat your BRAAAAIIINS!!!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD8_GFEO-HY

[kentauros]

56. Cheasy shopping mall muzak,

escalators








and industrial shredders/grinders

[AllenVanAllen]

57. I see where your coming from

but the shredding action would need to be mobile

Like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkaz_gT7mAY

[kentauros]

58. I suppose that's fine for those that like to wade into the sea of zombies,

taking a risk getting zombified themselves, but I'm not going to ;)

Better to just crank up the muzak, and let the zombies off themselves :D
Just let the grindings flow into a sewage-treatment plant and compost the rest in the landfills.

[AllenVanAllen]

64. You make wading into zombie puree sound bad

when you put it like that. :(

[My Good Babushka]

60. knitting needles

can openers, melon ballers.
I like to work with my hands.

[hobbit709]

61. NNS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2he2eF2L_SE

[Juche]

63. A Stryker armored personnel carrier armed with a flamethrower and various guns

If the zombies can't touch you, you don't get infected. To hell with shotguns. I want an armored vehicle.

[AngryAmish]

65. Small caliber, high velocity

A nice squirrel rifle should do the trick. Headshots, folks.