Destroy an original Picasso OR read Hamlet naked in front of live audience?

[arcadian]

Let's say the Picasso is just a sketch worth a couple thousand dollars that you own, so it wouldn't be a criminal act, but it is signed. Hamlet naked is in a college auditorium that is standing room only.

[arbusto_baboso]

1. Hamlet. I'm against destroying art of any kind.

Even if it's art that I don't particularly care for personally. It's about being civilized as opposed to being a visigoth.

Plus, I've got a really nice frame for a 42 year-old man, so I don't mind showing it off.

[arcadian]

2. Well, ya know, Picasso said ,

"Every act of creation is first an act of destruction."

[arbusto_baboso]

3. Yeah, but Picasso was a colossal knob.

[arcadian]

4. Yeah, my kid can draw shit with sparklers too.

Every 4th of July. :eyes:

[arbusto_baboso]

6. I'm not slamming Picasso's art.

Even though it's not to my liking.

On a personal level, though, I have to agree with the song: "Pablo Picasso.....was an asshole!"

[mitchum]

12. No, Pablo Picasso never got called asshole...

at least in New York

[peekaloo]

5. Not edgy enough.

I propose eating paint balls and laxatives and attempting to replicate a Jackson Pollack work onstage.

Performance shart.

[surrealAmerican]

7. I'd rather see naked Hamlet with a full cast.

... and how often do you get a standing room only crowd for a reading of Shakespeare?

[Deep13]

8. Hamlet.

If the audience can take it so can I.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

9. I'd set up a sheet of glass on stage and do a pressed hamlet. nt

[Blue_Tires]

10. i'll do the buck nekkid thing...but NO Hamlet!

for me, Richard III, Henry V, or Julius Caesar

[hunter]

11. My lucky day!

I own a Picasso sketch and I'm reading Hamlet naked in front of an SRO audience.

You got any more of these predicaments?

[mitchum]

13. I would make a bong out of Shakespeare's skull

[LynneSin]

14. What if I stood naked in front of that live audience reciting Hamlet while destroying an original...

Picasso.

That would make it worth my effort.

[Bucky]

15. If I destroyed a Picasso, people would remember me forever!