I just realized South Park stole an episode idea from something that happened in my life.

[arbusto_baboso]

Channel surfing the other night, I came across the episode where someone had "done a #2" in a urinal.

Well, back in 1999, when I was a civilian employee at a local law enforcement agency here in SoCal, we had an incident like that happen. Yep, someone in the station went into the employee-area men's room during the dawn shift-change and crapped in a urinal. It was gross, but pretty damn funny in a grim way.

I'm been making people laugh/retch with that story for years. Apaprently it made its way back to Parker and Stone and they used it. Think I have grounds for a nuisance lawsuit (I just want a little money is all)?

[HopeHoops]

1. I think you have to kill Kenny to get money out of them.

It is like an unwritten law or something.

[arbusto_baboso]

2. But everyone has killed Kenny.

Hell, I think I killed Kenny in my sleep last week.

[gmoney]

3. I'm guessing it happens more often than you'd like to think...

...people who don't know the customs of our plumbing perhaps?

A woman I know told this story about a company she worked for... the female employees started noticing that there were these little packets appearing on the floor behind the toilets. Someone opened one up to find it full of used shit-covered toilet paper. This went on for a while, and they started to suspect a number of women from Mexico who'd started there recently. Finally, someone figured out that in some areas of Mexico, the septic systems can't handle toilet paper, so this was how they disposed of used TP. They then explained to the women that they could go ahead and flush the paper, and everyone lived happily ever after.

[Javaman]

4. The Southpark folks tap our phone lines. it's true. they do. nt