Get published in your top occupation/academic journal, or get published in Penthouse Forum??

[Blue_Tires]

and yes, let's say the story you write for Penthouse is completely true...

[HopeHoops]

1. I SWEAR this really happened. You aren't going to believe it, but it did.

Take it from there.

[arcadian]

2. You forgot to capitalize "OR"

:eyes:

:rofl:

[arbusto_baboso]

3. Even Penthouse wouldn't believe the stuff I've actually done.

Sometimes, I don't either.

[abq e streeter]

4. me too, but what's sad is, now that I'm 57 , nothing penthouse-worthy has happened in years

[arbusto_baboso]

5. What's really sad is that I'm much more capable now at 42.

But less attractive to look at.

If I only knew at 18 what I know now....