Afghanistan needs some strip joints.

[HopeHoops]

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[Deep13]

1. So does Saudi Arabia. nt

[arbusto_baboso]

2. They could do the Dance of the 39 Veils.

[zorahopkins]

3. I Would Not Be Devastated

I would not be devastated if Tai Shan left the National Zoo for China.

I'll tell you what does devastate -- DEVASTATE! -- me.

It is seeing the ugly face of Darth DickCheney Vader, LYING to all of us. It just devastates me to be reminded of the eight long dreary years of total nightmare and tyranny that we all endured under the illegal and totally corrupt Bush/Cheney regime of thugs and cronies.

I am, though, comforted in my devastation by reminding myself that we NOW have a WONDERFUL President -- Barack Obama -- who, despite inheriting a terrible mess, is doing all he can to restore America to its once-lost values.

[Bertha Venation]

4. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's all I can say.

Strip joints in Afghanistan. :rofl: Like THAT'll ever happen.

[HopeHoops]

8. "TAKE OFF THE BURKA, BABY! WHOO HOO!"

I can just hear it now.

:wow: :woohoo: :applause:

[meow2u3]

5. I can picture what a Middle Eastern strip joint would look like

The young women would be dressed like Westerners: in either shorts and a tank top or a two-piece bathing suit :evilgrin:

[mainegreen]

6. And Pufferfish. Desert Pufferfish.

[KamaAina]

7. The Kabul Kabana. So hot, it's Tali-Banned!

:evilgrin: