A dog with a dingleberry is just simply in the "not good" department.

[HopeHoops]

What amazes me is how a dog that would attack an elephant that threatened the house can be COMPLETELY FUCKING DISABLED by a dingleberry! On the plus side, it at least lets me know she's got one that needs to be dealt with. That's better than having her drag it throughout the house. It isn't so bad in the summer - I just charge up the hose, hold her tail up and blast the damn thing off. Winter is a bitch.

That's my dingleberry rant.

[mainegreen]

1. Hell, dingleberries I don't think can *ever* be not in the "not good" department.

[HopeHoops]

2. It took me a minute to parse the double-negative there.

But it is syntactically correct.

[Frosty1]

3. I had that happen once

I had a poodle who was running around the house with a dingleberry. I grabbed some toilet paper and him to try and remove it. After I scraped the dog off the ceiling I discovered it was not a dingleberry after all It turned out he only had one testicle and that is what I was trying to pull off him. :wow:

[HopeHoops]

5. TMI TMI TMI TMI!!!!

OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH!

[Frosty1]

6. Thats what he said

[marzipanni]

4. My poor dog has eaten one of my long hairs a couple of times

and it appeared with a dingleberry swinging from it at her 'exit'. She seemed to be trying to run away from it, and embarrassed. At first I thought a bug had bitten her hind end, until I got a look and was able to rid her of the offending pendulum.

[surrealAmerican]

8. My dog does the same thing.

He gets more and more panicked as he discovers that he can't run away from it.

[kimmerspixelated]

7. Once Again HHoops Delivers!

YOu're so dang funny, honey!