I survived my lunch at Sizzler.

[arbusto_baboso]

But I didn't know it was possible for beef to be so stringy. It's almost like my steak started out as Iggy Pop in bovine form. :puke:

[Phentex]

1. Wasn't there a buffet?

I haven't seen a Sizzler in years.

[arbusto_baboso]

4. We don't call it buffet anymore. We refer to it as the "Lazy Susan of Ptomaine".

[Ikonoklast]

12. Do you know what the acronym 'Buffet' stands for?

Buncha Us Fat Fuckers Eating Together.



:hide:

[arbusto_baboso]

13. Yeah, that about covers it.

[Iggo]

2. ...so far...

[arbusto_baboso]

3. Yes. Exactly what I'm afraid of.

[LostinVA]

5. It takes a good 12+ hours for food poisoning to hit

[arbusto_baboso]

6. Thank you, Debbie Downer.

:scared:

[LostinVA]

7. I just wanted to give you a heads up

[arbusto_baboso]

9. I know. Just Bustin' Chops today.

It's my new thing. Bustin' Chops.

[LostinVA]

11. That's one of my Dad's sayings!

[arbusto_baboso]

15. Nice. An age joke. Thanks a bunch.

[Mojo_electro]

8. They closed the Sizzler near me...

I don't think I ever ordered off the menu even once.... just used to hit up the all-you-can-eat salad bar/buffet, which was pretty damn good as I recall.

[arbusto_baboso]

10. The quality has declined precipitously over the years.

There's a reason why a bunch of them have closed.

[Left Is Write]

14. I told you not to eat...

:P

[arbusto_baboso]

16. It was no worse than my step-mother's cooking.

Mind you, she thought Veg-All was a suitable addition to Jell-o salad.