Stripper class at my gym visible thru the glass walls!

[arbusto_baboso]

I started at a new gym in April. It's a nice facility, if a tad small. Anyway, the cardio room is on the second floor, with a large glassed-in group exercise room adjacent to it. Everything in the group room is visible from the cardio equipment. And this is a coed gym.

Last night after work, I'm pumping away on an elliptical machine, and when I look up at the group room, I see a dozen women in spandex doing stripper moves! Now, granted, they were keeping their clothes on. But if you know anything about me, you'll know that I nearly fell off the machine when I saw all of that feminine pulchritude bumping-and-grinding away in front of a bunch of mirrors!

To cap things off, when some of the ladies saw me watching, I got looks that said, "You are a skanky perv".

What do they expect?

And why did my gym ambush all us guys with a "Dance Moves to Please Your Man" class?

[Deep13]

1. If our gym classes in high school were like that...

...I would have been motivated to be an athlete.

[arbusto_baboso]

12. No lie! Me too.

[cwydro]

2. Lol!

Too funny!

[NewJeffCT]

3. This thread is useless

without pictures...

[no name no slogan]

4. I hope you remembered to wipe off the machine afterward

[arbusto_baboso]

5. Damn. I knew I forgot something!

[flvegan]

6. "pumping away on an elliptical machine"

Maybe taking gym equipment doggie-style is why you got those looks.

[arbusto_baboso]

8. It was reverse-cowgirl, I'll have you know!

There's nothing about me that's "vanilla".

[flvegan]

9. In Soviet Russia, elliptical machine rides you!

[arbusto_baboso]

10. !!! Kinky....

[Bucky]

7. Once again... Totally useless without pictures!

[Swede]

11. Tell them to call when they have no class?

:shrug:

[arbusto_baboso]

13. It's only on Thursday nights.

And oddly enough, I MUST use the gym every Thursday night now.

[realisticphish]

14. odd, that

;)

[HopeHoops]

15. What's the problem here?

:shrug:

[arbusto_baboso]

16. Ummmm.......

Okay. Good point.

I guess I'm just a little thrown by the fact that no one informed me about the class ahead of time.

[HopeHoops]

17. So you're saying you didn't know you should bring the camcorder.

Right?

[arbusto_baboso]

18. Cell phone cam!

I try to be more subtle.

[bluedigger]

19. No tip,

No tit.

[Left Is Write]

20. Trying to imagine the gym I work for introducing a class like this...

nope. Can't do it. Wouldn't happen.

Though even if it did, our aerobics classroom is closed off and the windows usually have the blinds shut.