Today's non-sequitur thread.
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Wed May-27-09 10:09 AM
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Today's non-sequitur thread.
Post your silliest non-sequitur. The more bizarre and surreal, the better.
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Wed May-27-09 10:13 AM
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1. I like squirrels and nachos.
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Wed May-27-09 10:13 AM
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3. How about squirrel nachos?
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Wed May-27-09 03:17 PM
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21. That's a delicacy in some states...
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Wed May-27-09 10:13 AM
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2. and then Picasso ate the baby robins while elephants waltzed to a disco
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Wed May-27-09 03:18 PM
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22. He would, wouldn't he, the PRICK!
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Wed May-27-09 10:15 AM
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4. Blackberry smoothies are great, but
the cat won't eat yogurt.
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Wed May-27-09 10:16 AM
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5. It starts where it ends but it never ends. nt
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Wed May-27-09 11:30 AM
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15. Oh baby, don't get me started.
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Wed May-27-09 12:03 PM
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17. No concerns about that, I've seen what you do once started.
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Wed May-27-09 12:34 PM
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18. It's the peanut butter.
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Wed May-27-09 10:24 AM
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6. When the buffalo jumps, hit the accelerator....
because these Belgians really know how to make beer.
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Wed May-27-09 10:37 AM
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7. I don't have ADD, I'm just - HEY LOOK - A DUCK!
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Wed May-27-09 10:41 AM
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8. the only brick left holding the wall
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Wed May-27-09 10:51 AM
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9. Twenty-three walking sticks
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Wed May-27-09 11:02 AM
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10. Let's paint, exercise, and make blended drinks!
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Wed May-27-09 11:11 AM
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11. The glass was half full until I started this post about peanuts.
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Wed May-27-09 11:19 AM
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If your telephone rings today, water it!
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Wed May-27-09 11:25 AM
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13. When opportunity knocks, don't be in the kitchen making shit sandwiches.
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Wed May-27-09 11:26 AM
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14. That old man better be golfing on the swales again at Barnes and Noble today.
Edited on Wed May-27-09 11:27 AM by Tommy_Carcetti
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Wed May-27-09 11:43 AM
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16. So there I was in a g-string and pasties chasing an axe murderer out of the house with a trident
Buffalo Bill seemed detached and was in the living room hassling me about the lotion again and still I don't know why.
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Wed May-27-09 12:40 PM
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19. mainly because half the people I was with believed it until I explained the situation to them
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Wed May-27-09 12:49 PM
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20. I think of Larry Craig waiting for me with a brick of cream cheese on his naked belly.
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Wed May-27-09 03:21 PM
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23. No, not Henry Clay! Get that dog out of my tomatoes!
But we can fix that with a good Pinot Noir...
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