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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 12:24 PM
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God, why do I do these things?
I just ate a whole bag of funyons.

Last month it was a whole bag of hot fries.

Who knows what it will be next month. Maybe Bugles.

:puke:
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 12:25 PM
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1. Becuase you want to feel sick and give yourself bad breath?
Funyons are pretty good, though. So are hot fries. I don't like Bugles.
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 01:23 PM
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6. I followed up with coffee.
I could kill at 40 paces just by breathing.

If I still smoked, it would be death at 80 paces.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 12:30 PM
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2. WHOA! Bugles have the highest saturated fat content of ANY chip-like thing I've ever seen!
Funyons aren't so bad. Not sure about hot fries - it has been forever. BBQ Fritos aren't bad. But SKIP THE FREAKIN' BUGLES! You can gain ten pounds just buy purchasing the bag!

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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 12:32 PM
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3. Because you're like me and too lazy to go out and get Subway
possibly because it's raining, and closer places don't accept credit/debit cards


oh screw it, I'm going to the supermarket to get lunch, dinner, and cat food.
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 12:35 PM
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4. It is raining.
Whoah.
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Moondog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 01:18 PM
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5. Because you have a thing for bag food?
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lazyriver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 01:39 PM
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7. Seek help when you graduate to pork rinds but it might be too late then.
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