Failed ideas for restaurant chains.

[arbusto_baboso]

McHitler's

Kimchee Hut

Headcheese On A Stick

The Scrapple House

International House of Violent Projectile Diarrhea

[azmouse]

1. Mr. Cholesterol

[arbusto_baboso]

2. Angry Live Skunk In The Box

[jakefrep]

3. Durian Hut

Balut Palace
Andrew Zimmern's All-You-Can-Eat Bizarre Eats
El Casa del Lutefisk

[SteppingRazor]

4. Haggus McGaggus. n/t

[mainegreen]

5. Spamalot

[supernova]

16. This could actually work

A lot of people have a soft spot in their hearts for Spam.

:D

[arbusto_baboso]

18. It could only really be successful in Hawaii.

[backtoblue]

26. Yeah,

It's called a clogged artery! :evilgrin:

[Tektonik]

39. there is Spam Jam

[mainegreen]

41. That's got to be South Korean.

I refuse to accept that that can exist here.

[Tektonik]

43. It's is in Manila

IT may not actually be that bad. That restaurant gets their Spam especially made to be nitrate/nitrite free

[charlie and algernon]

6. Possum King

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Chester the Molester's Kiddy Fun Park&Ride Pizza Penthouse

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Green Fat White Fat Blue Fat Tiki House

[fNord]

9. Mc Cap'n D's......

The Oyster McNuggets :puke: really did them in.

[HopeHoops]

10. Rodney's Roadkill Roadhouse

"What's on the street's what's good to eat!"

Menu changes hourly.

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. Clytemnestra and Aegisthus Banquet Boom Boom Room

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Auschwitz Gas-Fired Bakery

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. To Serve Humans

[Dr. Strange]

17. It's a restaurant!

It's a restaurant!

But they have the best lady fingers, ever.

[arbusto_baboso]

14. The Mad Cow Steak Tartare House

[mainegreen]

15. Dick in the Box

:D

[HopeHoops]

19. Captain Narwhal's

"Come on down to Captain Narwhal's for our famous narwhal alfredo! Kids get a free Captain Narwhal hat, don't poke your eye out, and the Baby Narwhal Burger with a Narwhal Blubber Shake is only $3.99!"

On Edit:

FUCK YEAH!!!!1

[jobycom]

20. Mr. Green's Recycled Salad Bar.

[underpants]

21. Kudzu 'n' Shake

[HopeHoops]

22. Cup-O-Sushi

[HopeHoops]

23. Cheeboigy-Cheeboigy

Wait, we had one of those. It didn't last six months. I guess the late 70's SNL crowd is watching their expanding waists now.

[Taverner]

24. House of Uni Sushi Smoothies

[HopeHoops]

25. Alcoholics Anonymous Brewhouse Grill

:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
One beer at a time.

[backtoblue]

27. The Stab N' Slab BBQ

"Who's for Dinner?"

[SoxFan]

28. The Soylent Greenhouse

[Symarip]

29. Sambo's

[backtoblue]

30. Chuggo's

[Initech]

40. Blago's

[mix]

68. remember them well

especially the panels above the booths telling the tale of little sambo, weird little sambo

[Wapsie B]

31. Fur Burgers

The Chitlin House

Decaying Animal Flesh


:hide:

[arbusto_baboso]

42. I think Fur Burgers would be wildly successful.

With most men and a small but statistically significant percentage of women.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

32. Dick Cheney's Hut of Torture and Chicken Wings.

You get the chicken wings only after confessioning to an Iraqi connection to September 11th.

[mitchum]

33. Fried chicken restaurant where they wheel a portable deep fryer out to your table...

and fry your chicken right there.
Burns from popping grease complete the dining experience!

[Rabrrrrrr]

35. Yeah! It's the American version of that wussie Japanese shabu-shabu!

Fuck their 200 degree broth and their thinly sliced pieces of meat and vegetables.

Bring on the American 450 degree hot oil vat and chunks of meat!

[mitchum]

34. Kentucky Fried Bunny

[struggle4progress]

36. Roach Motel and Diner

[Initech]

37. Feeding Trough

[unpossibles]

48. you obviously don't live in the midwest...

I've joked about opening a "FOOD BARN" here, complete with to-go feedbags and family trough eating.

[Initech]

49. I cant wait for the day when people start strapping KFC buckets to their faces like horses.

[Initech]

38. The Scarf-N-Barf

[XemaSab]

44. Seafood Outlet

Sort of like the canned food outlet, only seafood. :puke:

[lazyriver]

45. Bubba's Pork-n-Flu BBQ

[Oeditpus Rex]

46. Burgers Back Up

"So good, you'll want to eat the same one again."

[XemaSab]

65. AKA In-n-Out

:puke:

[hvn_nbr_2]

47. There probably was a time and a place for a successful Scrapple House.

There's still a place but its time is probably past.

(I grew up in scrapple country.)

[arbusto_baboso]

53. Oh, yeah, time is past for that one.

In fact, Kimchee Hut would work, too. In Korea.

[Initech]

50. Professor Redneck's House Of Roadkill And Garbage Trimmings

[begin_within]

51. Delicious, Healthy Food at Reasonable Prices in a Clean Place with Friendly, Knowlegable Service

It'll never fly.

[arbusto_baboso]

52. They'd go bankrupt inside a year.

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

54. World O' Tripe

Balut Hut

[S n o w b a l l]

55. Rocky Mountain Oyster Bar

[RagAss]

56. Fishing for Turds !

[S n o w b a l l]

57. Badonkadonk Burgers

"We put the junk in your trunk"

[KamaAina]

58. Balut Express

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[Xipe Totec]

59. Dog Wok n/t

[S n o w b a l l]

60. Dingleberry Diner

[BurtWorm]

61. Road Kill House -- Fresh New Meat Specials Daily

[LeftyFingerPop]

62. Sam O'Nella's Steakhouse.

[GaYellowDawg]

63. Borscht King. McVegan's. International House of Broccoli. Tofu Hut.

...

[BurtWorm]

64. Lutfisk-o-mat

[Danger Mouse]

66. House of Souse.

[NoPasaran]

67. You'll Love My Nuts

[foxfeet]

69. Golem Corral.

[Initech]

70. Real Food

[BlueJazz]

71. Hamboogers

[BurtWorm]

72. Fleet and Eat (for the constipated traveler)

[Zavulon]

73. The Tapered Loaf

"Try our corn-filled peanut surprise!"

[annonymous]

74. The Crash Cafe

Imagine a restaurant with an disaster movie theme. It was on the drawing board as an attraction in Baltimore. Then 9/11 happened and the proposed restaurant was permanently shelved.

[Phentex]

75. J Dahmer's House of Beef

fresh daily!

[TZ]

76. Salmonella Steak N Egg

[dembotoz]

77. cramps and splatters