if there's a rock and roll heaven

[datasuspect]

the band would probably suck.

like up with people, connie francis, or the doodletown pipers with some carpenters thrown in for good measure.

everyone knows all the GOOD acts are jamming in hell with 20 story tall marshall stacks all on fire and shit.

jimi would be doing 10,000 year long solos for all the damned souls in the lakes of fire and shit.

that would rock.

everyone knows that heaven is filled with christians anyway. i bet they can't wait for stryper to die.


fuck, i can't stand those people in my finite life on earth. why would anyone want to spend eternity with them?

[gbate]

1. All great rock stars go to that big Gig in The Sky.

Just like Syd Barrett.

[datasuspect]

2. great rock stars spend eternity in infernal damnation

and serve at the pleasure of our dark lord and master, Satan.