Make up some bullshit about a celebrity.
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Thu Jun-04-09 04:25 PM
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Make up some bullshit about a celebrity.
Kirstie Alley was my baby-sitter when I was five years old, she used to let me run around naked all over the place out in public. It's why I'm so fucked up to this day.
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Thu Jun-04-09 04:29 PM
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1. The Enquirer does much better than I ever would
I get mad when they predict when people are going to die or have horrible things happen to them.
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Thu Jun-04-09 04:29 PM
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2. Amy Adams once gave me the "Don't I know you from somewhere" line
It didn't work I've got standards.
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Thu Jun-04-09 04:31 PM
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3. Rob Schneider goes to Home Depot and pays migrant workers to come home and choke him in the shower
I heard it on a documentary.
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Thu Jun-04-09 04:36 PM
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4. Rush Limbagh is exceedingly generous and humbly will not talk about his altruism
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Thu Jun-04-09 04:37 PM
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5. Ronald Reagan was a great, moral man, and a loving, competent president
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Thu Jun-04-09 04:40 PM
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6. The Jonas Brothers are holding a concert next April with U2. nt
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Thu Jun-04-09 04:41 PM
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7. Tina Yothers got a physics Ph.D. and has the most Bose-Einstein Condensate articles published
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Thu Jun-04-09 04:43 PM
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8. After getting her 16th nipple piercing, Eartha Kitt was bludgeoned to death by Wilford Brimley
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Thu Jun-04-09 05:10 PM
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14. Eartha Kitt had 16 nipples
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Fri Jun-05-09 07:59 PM
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38. Wouldn't put it past her. C'est si bon! nt
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Thu Jun-04-09 04:45 PM
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9. Johnny Depp won't leave me the hell ALONE!
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Fri Jun-05-09 07:17 PM
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33. Oh, to have your problems for a day...
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Fri Jun-05-09 07:56 PM
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35. I'll get him off your back
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Thu Jun-04-09 04:50 PM
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10. Ron Livingston wants my phone number.
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Thu Jun-04-09 04:51 PM
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11. The ghost of Keith Moon keeps bugging me about his generation. nt
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Thu Jun-04-09 04:52 PM
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12. Dana Carvey hires Mexican day-laborers to choke him in the shower
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Thu Jun-04-09 05:11 PM
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16. Mexican day-laborers hire Dana Carvey to mow *their* lawns.
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Thu Jun-04-09 05:14 PM
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19. Oh, come on - it's Rob Scheider, and I already did that one.
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Thu Jun-04-09 05:03 PM
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13. Bill O'Reilly bullies women employees into giving him sexual favors.
oh, waitaminute, he really does that.
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Thu Jun-04-09 05:11 PM
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15. I am carrying LeBron James' baby.
:evilgrin: :hide: :rofl: :)
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Thu Jun-04-09 05:14 PM
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17. Neville Chamberlain ran away to Ohio as a kid, sold Grit for four years, made millions in dimes
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Thu Jun-04-09 05:14 PM
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18. Sasha Baron Cohen is a secret fundamentalist Mormon
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Thu Jun-04-09 05:16 PM
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20. Placide Cappeau de Roquemaure was an atheist
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Thu Jun-04-09 05:17 PM
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21. Rush Limbaugh secretly lusts after chihuahuas
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Thu Jun-04-09 05:18 PM
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23. No, no, no - the game here is bullshit about a celebrity
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Thu Jun-04-09 05:18 PM
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22. Ghandi created a perpetual motion machine by finding a solution for rubik's cube in negative moves
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Thu Jun-04-09 05:21 PM
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24. Leonard Nimoy's Star Trek ears are REAL! nt
Edited on Thu Jun-04-09 05:21 PM by Deep13
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Thu Jun-04-09 05:21 PM
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25. I was saw Clay Aiken smoking meth in a bowling alley bathroom.
And he looked totally hot doing it.
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Thu Jun-04-09 05:23 PM
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26. Arvo Part scored all of Asia Carrera's movies
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Thu Jun-04-09 06:17 PM
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27. "O. Henry" is a pen name for Ron Jeremy
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Thu Jun-04-09 06:21 PM
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28. When I Was 16, Danny Bonaduce Gave Me Poison Ivy
Later, he donated a kidney to my phlebotomist's attorney.
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Thu Jun-04-09 06:28 PM
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29. Fran Drescher's offstage voice is a sultry purr, like Brenda Vaccaro's.
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Thu Jun-04-09 06:30 PM
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Thu Jun-04-09 09:31 PM
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31. Justin Long used to be my cabana guy.......
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Fri Jun-05-09 07:16 PM
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32. Robert Redford still talks about that time my neighbor let him blow bubbles at her forehead.
From real Mr. Bubble mix, too.
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Fri Jun-05-09 07:28 PM
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34. While he was on welfare as a young actor, Craig T Nelson accepted no gov't help.
Okay, I didn't make it up, but somebody did.
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Fri Jun-05-09 07:58 PM
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36. That one's priceless. nt
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Fri Jun-05-09 07:59 PM
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37. My mother, and Katharine Hepburn's mother, were both mothers. nt
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Fri Jun-05-09 08:34 PM
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39. The cast of The Hills likes to sodomize sheep during their off hours.
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Fri Jun-05-09 09:24 PM
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40. Cate Blanchett likes to visit port towns on the Black Sea
get absolutely stinking drunk on cheap vodka, and beat up Russian sailors for fun.
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Fri Jun-05-09 09:27 PM
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41. Captain Kangaroo (Bob Keeshan) was a PEEPING TOM!
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