Jesus Christ, even my remodeling contractors are snarking me now.

[LeftyFingerPop]

I am having a specialty refrigerator installed in my bathroom. It is being built into the wall, right above my toilet. There is an ashtray built into the door of the fridge.

When I wake up at 3AM to go to the bathroom, I want to be able to have a cold beer and a cigarette.

Anyway, the contractors are installing it now.

I heard one of them whisper to his co-worker..."This guy must be a real fucking winner".

[suninvited]

1. You know they are just jealous

because their spouses wont let them get one.

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. They were also making fun of the shag carpet I had installed on my toilet seat.

[NJmaverick]

3. Tell him it could be worse

you could be the guy installing one of those fridges:silly:

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. Excellent point!

[Dr. Strange]

5. Did you offer him some Cheerios with steak sauce?

Nothing breaks the ice with contractors like Cheerios with steak sauce. (Except maybe Cheerios with vodka.)

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. Where did you get that crazy idea?

[Dr. Strange]

8. From my cheerleading coach.

It sounds weird, until you try it. Then it sounds really weird.

[LeftyFingerPop]

11. It sounds weird while eating it...

or what?

[ScreamingMeemie]

7. Who was snarking at you before?

:shrug:

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. No one.

Why?

[ScreamingMeemie]

10. "Jesus Christ, even my contractors are snarking me now"... n/t

[LeftyFingerPop]

12. So?

[ScreamingMeemie]

13. Who was snarking you before? I find that part interesting.

The rest? Meh. Bye! :hi:

[LeftyFingerPop]

14. What part?