I'm almost cleared for becoming a mod.

[LeftyFingerPop]

Just have to take the...



uh...









drug test.
























Fuck!

[Orsino]

1. How many drugs do you have to test? n/t

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. that is up to the admins.

[NJmaverick]

3. Here you go

http://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&keywords=whizzinator&tag=googhydr-20&index=aps&hvadid=2984691715&ref=pd_sl_2sbcth0fwv_b

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. No no no...

I just found out that they WANT you to have a lot of THC in your system...

Whew....dodged a bullet there.

[Dystopian]

5. Oh no!

:rofl:

:hi:

You have no idea what I'm laughing about!
Life is weird...ya think?:hug:

:loveya:

peace~

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. OK...what is it?

Tell me!

Yes, life is just a dream!

:hug: :loveya:

[Dystopian]

13. : )

Sorry...I can't...then it won't be funny anymore!

You know how some things are just funny...and no one else finds any humor in it? It's one of those things!


Anyway, my son has to shave his head and all of his body hair because his job requires a hair test...if he gets the job he'll be bald...if he doesn't get the job, he'll be bald and depressed....poor kid.

That's it for now!:D



:hug:

peace~

[LeftyFingerPop]

14. OK! I understand, and...

I hope that your son gets the job!

:hug:

[Dystopian]

17. Thanks for understanding...

:hug:
I'm PUI:o

And for the well wishes for my son... :hug:
He's going to donate about 3 feet of hair....that's the only good thing about it...

peace~

[LeftyFingerPop]

20. To Locks of Love I'm guessing?

What a good thing! That is a lot of hair!

Enjoy your PUI on this beautiful afternoon, Dystopian. :hug:

[NJmaverick]

23. oops

:think:

[Dr. Strange]

7. Don't worry, dude, you'll do fine.

You can identify any drug out there!

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. I can also identify any type of tree, by smell.

[Dr. Strange]

9. Dude, that's freaky.

I better not catch you sniffing trees around the Lounge, or there'll be hell to pay..

[LeftyFingerPop]

11. Smells like the doorknob to the mens room in a baked bean factory.

[Dr. Strange]

15. Locking.

Moderators have canceled all future tests for LeftyFingerPop, as we don't need yet another moderator who is obsessed with baked bean factories.

[Call Me Wesley]

10. The drug test is nothing,

wait for the deep brain scan and your RTAR (response to alert ratio.) I got a 5.02 the first time.

[LeftyFingerPop]

12. Now THAT'S odd...

My doctor showed me that exact same illustration when trying to explain to me what my problem is. :hi:

[Call Me Wesley]

16. Just get your inner hippopotamus in order,

and your hand will follow. Believe me. I know what I'm saying here. :hi:

[rug]

19. I knew it! You need to undergo an amygladectomy.

Shown in research to perform a primary role in the processing and memory of emotional reactions, the amygdalae are considered part of the limbic system.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amygdala

[Call Me Wesley]

22. No! You're not taking this away from me!

;)

Are you calling me anti-social? Do I remember you, anyway? I shake my fist at you! No wait, what did I say? I don't fear you!

[CreekDog]

18. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll pass

how many drugs do they require? :P

[cwydro]

21. Well if you get chosen to be a mod...

I plan to be the first to call you out!

[KamaAina]

24. Well, there goes the neighborhood

:P